Star Wars plug in INDY 4!

Started by CadoAngelus58 pages

DAMNIT, missed a trick there...lol. Note to self: if you watch the unfortunately predictable next Indiana Jones sequel willfully, get high!

Its for the best..... The mind seems better equipped to deal with the horror in a detached, calm fashion, that way.

The short term memory loss also blocks out the.......

...........the....................

erm.........the..............

Oh....you know......................the thingy.

Watching a lot of Bay movies to numb the brain as well. In fact, that is Sadako's REAL secret. 😉

It helps........ 😉

But you still need to be stoned enough to first deal with that Warmer-upper Bay session...

haha...erm?!

It means that if you first slow yourself down with weed, then lower your brainactivity by watching a Michael Bay movie, that your are only a watching of Indy IV away from being legally declareable as dead/missing/lost to society.

So basically you've seen all Bay movies in slow motion?

Yes he uses that gimmick way too often.

Real life just looks 52 times faster after a Bay movie has been on.

And coincidentally, 52 times more appealing that the worlds he portrays in his shit.

(Except for his usage/abusage of Megan Fox, of course.)

Hmm... so if Bay were to run his films at regular speed, they'd last a lot shorter... So less pain for the viewers... I better call Bruckheimer...

Yep. Have a word in his shell-like.

I'm sure he'll listen. After all, Bay never made him any money.

Maybe he'll produce for the "Mutt gets raped and killed in the heart the sun" movie.

As long as he can produce explosions.

Just saw 2012... Emmerich is just another Bay. Except, all his movies have the same script.

I concurr.

Hideous hideous hideous.

Hehehe... nice effects though. Gotta admit that.

Yes.

In more ways than one.

Very nice of that pyroclastic flow that was so speedily chasing the car down the mountain to wait twiddling its thumbs for the predictable rescue scene to take place before resuming at the same pace a minute later....

Also, the courteous nature of all the other million or so hazards that should have killed the main characters over and over in their avoidance of whatever car/plane they so happened to be in...
Jesus, that family shouldnt have even made it out of their street, let alone onto the plane and all the subsequent escapes.

🙁

Quite.

The most striking moment is at the end though: 99,999% of the world population dies and everybody cheers because Cusack was luckily still alive after closing the hatch... At least these kids have a father still... amazing.

Yep that was ridiculous. Even by summer blockbuster standards.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yep that was ridiculous. Even by summer blockbuster standards.

I've not seen 2012 yet, but just from watching TVspots and trailers i can see that it's going to suffer heavily from "main character exclusion" syndrome. Same as every other "Disaster Movie" with a main character and their family, where they just so happen to survive every fate that has befallen the rest of the planet because "they just can" suggesting some superhuman reaction to forthcoming events.

Then, when the "world ending" decides to slow down for 2minutes, the main character finds their family and the world is suddenly saved. The main film i'm sodomizing here is "The Day After Tomorrow" - though they could've shortened it to, "Not Monday, Wednesday" - mainly because it seemed "relatively" believable (i use relatively extremely loosely in this context). Extreme weather poles, polar shift, electromagnetic storms and general disaster...then the ending, "My son is alive, THE WORLD IS SAVED" America is the only superpower that is able to address the entire world for some bizarre reason - even though according to the fictional-facts layed down throughout the film the vast majority of USA northen and mid-states would've been wiped out due to extreme weather - the President is giving a speech to the world, and the weather dies down...BOLLOCKS.

You more or less described both movies perfectly.

They definitely should have called it "Day after tommorrow- 'Slightly different graphics, dumber script' edition."