Star Wars plug in INDY 4!

it's an epic...you should write a book

Ha. I'd only produce rubbish, if I did.. 🙂

And knowing from SW PT and Indy4, lots of people will pay for it. 😉

😂 You raise an excellent and convincing point there..

DO IT!

Ok then... 😛

sorted

Can it be a whacky new take on a Haynes car manual...?

You could put in a lot of interesting features of the car in it, yet with all kinds of crazy shit that isnt actually there on the car in real life, that will drive the manual user to distraction trying to find the Ejector seat button and flamethrower switch that actually wasnt there in the first place.

haha, that'd be epic. I can imagine opening the manual to the side view of the whole car with the cross section cut through it to reveal the insides and it showing two massive canisters of kerosene fuel and 4000 rounds of Armour piercing rounds. and the drive lifts up the bonnet to reveal that actually, they're lacking an engine...

That'd definitely confuse them.. 🙂

I'll make the commercial! And a visual instruction manual with a fake car.

"And when I want to use my flamethrower, all I have to do is open this section, release the safety cap like this and WHOOOOSHHH - a nice flame*

I can see all the new owners trying pry open their dashboards with a screw driver...

*Stands by with large empty bank account and 50,000 replacement dashes* 😛

You got my drift: kaaahching!

"No sir, it doesn't come standard, you have to order it separately.... at the ARMY!"

"...with a US Navy loyalty card. And if you order the add-ons before February 7th 1872, you get a years supply of kerosene fuel."

- "I feel screwed!!!"
- "I'm sorry you feel that way, sir."

"Perhaps this manual on how to find the surface to surface missle attack shields are accessible on your 1972 skoda will cheer you up."

- "Terms and conditions apply."
- "What terms and conditions?!"
- "The terms that say we own you, and the conditions that the use of any distructive weapon outside of Madagascar is completely and utterly illegal with consiquence of death..."

That was the chat up line I last used.

ha! who'da thought?

bet with lines like that, the ladies are queuing to get with the 'Girth' 😉

😛 You know it.

(when they overide their natural "get an injunction" reflexes, of course.) 😛