The bombbay doors barely able to contain the explosion of magma that threatens you with every step!
QUE
queeqChaos
Or the raincoat.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
If anyone is below, they'd better shift out of the way...no raincoat will avert the horror for them. With eruptions of explosive gas and brown rain like that, avoidance is always gonna be your best and only option.
QUE
queeqChaos
I'll be on the moon.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
*Queeq looks over to his science officer to confirm the Moon as at safe range*
*Science officer looks up from his console and looks grimly at Queeq shaking his head.*
KAZ
KazenjiOnyx Prime
Does this Moon base have a giant laser cannon?
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Most good ones do.
KAZ
KazenjiOnyx Prime
Lets hope Queeq has one of those then.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Or at the very least some decent nose pegs.
QUE
queeqChaos
I decided to go for an X-Wing with light speed. Last chance.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
What if the cockpit has been guffed in?
QUE
queeqChaos
THen I die in a horrible stench somewhere in space where no one can hear me scream.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Or vom.
QUE
queeqChaos
Indeed.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
But what about over long distance comms...
In Alien3, Ripley's Nostromo message was still being recieved 57 maybe 58 years after she sent it by all and sundry. If she screamed in that message the tagline would be all messed up.