Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I went to the bathroom, and my cat, Jinx, is looking at the toilet with a predatory look in its eye. I know sumthin is up, so I look in the toilet, and there is a RAT in the toilet. BIG sewer rat. Its body, not counting the tail, was at least 4 to 5 inches long.So I start thinking on ways of killing it. I go to my apartment and get my .22 revolver. I take aim on the damn thing then realize DURH if I shoot it, I will likely shatter the toilet bowl. I gotta go number two now, so I am brainstorming on how to get this rat outta the toilet, then it hits me....
I grab a mop. I am gonna drown it, then remove it after it is dead, right? WRONG....I put the mop on the rat and submerge it in the toilet, and it immediately starts thrashing, as if sensing my intent. Then, in the blink of an eye, it works it's way out from under the mop, crawls UP the mop handle, ONTO MY SHOULDER, then it jumps off into the darkness.....
DUDE...I was FREAKING. I had rat hair on my shoulder and on the toilet and I STILL haven't used the bathroom. 😮
Don't harm animals or I will set you're cat on you.
Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yep. 😛If you're gonna take the time to ridicule someone for wanting to hurt a nasty rat, at least take the time to check your gram4mar.
whew....I thought that you were being a grammar nazi for the sake of grammar nazism...I was like "wtif?" but den you were like..."if you nit pick...I nit pick so we can both be nit picky dicks together"...
its all cool now...
I almost fell out of love with you. 😐
Originally posted by dadudemon
whew....I thought that you were being a grammar nazi for the sake of grammar nazism...I was like "wtif?" but den you were like..."if you nit pick...I nit pick so we can both be nit picky dicks together"...its all cool now...
I almost fell out of love with you. 😐
What's the "i" in "wtif"?
What the ignorant f*ck?