Liu Siu-jian VS. Danny the Dog

Before any of you say, yes, I know that both characters are played by Jet Li.

Liu Siu-jian (from Kiss of the Dragon) is a Chinese intelligence agent who uses acupuncture needles on top of his formidable martial arts styles.

Danny (from Unleashed) is a martial arts master who is, for lack of a better word, unfamiliar with the world of humanity. The only thing he knows is to obey his "master" and attack at will.

This is a one-on-one fisticuffs match.

Liu Siu-jian does not have his needles.

The setting is in a hotel lobby.

Who wins?

Liu by a mile.

Really? I imagine Danny as the "underdog, excuse the pun, here.

Liu took out an entire cop station, man.

Danny took on a whole gang of English gangsters. Not to mention beat the shit out of a whole pit of fighters.

did you miss the part where Lui took out like 40 cops all trained in martial arts?

*pfft*

Rookies...............

All White, I might add. 😂

Round One, Aayla Secura versus Adi Gallia. headbang

131wank

I would too. 😂