what is the most awesomeness prank call you"ve ever made?

Best Prank?

So ya know in the movie Waiting where they have the penis-showing game?

So we had just watched it. Good times.

We're at a Super Bowl party with about 30 people. I go up during halftime to make a passionate speech, pretending to be slightly drunk. A friend of mine waits on the other side of the room. Finishing line: "...and the reason is right over THERE!" I point. 30 heads, 1 massive man-sack. Possibly shaft too. I didn't look. Cry of despair, in unison, followed by strings of expletives.

I've never been more proud.

cry

heheheh, I can't top any of these, but I suppose I should share this one...

A few years back, me and my friend Matthew were using my newly acquired cell-phone to call random local numbers and come up with some kinda stupid shit to prank them with. So we call one house and this old lady picks up, right? Well, Matthew decides to (for the Gods know what reason) impersonate Fez from That 70's Show. And he was doing really well. He started asking her all these things about if she would buy him some chocolate and whether or not she had a hot daughter and all of this crazy stuff that you'd never expect anyone to come up with off the top of their head, right? So the old lady starts getting flustered and stuttering a lot, trying to keep up with his questions. So, in an effort to try and help her out, I did what any idiot would do... The classic Kelso impersonation while yelling at "Fez" not to make prank phone calls or someone might have him deported, and then hit the "end" button on my phone. We never thought about it again until a few days later...

Well, a few days passed and we had forgotten it, until I had gotten a new voicemail on my phone from the lady. Apparently she had caller ID and was going to turn in my immigrant friend if he didn't call and apologize to her.

So I had my girlfriend call the lady, insisting that she had no clue what was being said, but that phone was hers (she actually did record my voicemail message) and there was no way anyone would be able to prank call from it without her knowledge, then accused the lady of prank calling HER instead...

It really was kinda cruel, in retrospect, but I'd set it all up to do the same thing again in a heartbeat.

When I was a 15 or 16 I used to torment the same guy all the time with prank calls, It was my friend's dad actually. When he found out I was one of 'the culprits' he made his son hand me a letter in which he said that he'd rip out my intestines three times and smash them back in through my face, and he didn't give a crap about what my parents thought.

How does one rip out someones intestines THREE times? haermm

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
I made a whole album of prank calls. They ended up getting me a part in improvisational stage performances.

Yeah? That's great!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How does one rip out someones intestines THREE times? haermm

The guy had the tendency to rant. He also spoke like he was a professor at Harvard, yet he was unemployed, didn't take well-fare because he believed that was beneath him, and refused a job at a Chinese takeout because according to him the Chinese commit tax fraud.

I wasnt aware Chinese did that.

Originally posted by Selphie
Yeah? That's great!

Yeah, though the performances were shit and annoying. For some reason we had to rehearse as well, that usually involved closing our eyes and going to a 'happy place'. Put me off acting for good.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Yeah, though the performances were shit and annoying. For some reason we had to rehearse as well, that usually involved closing our eyes and going to a 'happy place'. Put me off acting for good.

I think it would be fun to hear those. Anyway of making that possible? Youtube or something?

I called XBOX LIVE customer support and told to them that I had ordered an Xbox 360 over the Internets via Ebayz and told them that mine came with a small asian child.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I think it would be fun to hear those. Anyway of making that possible? Youtube or something?

Yeah, I should be able to. I'll get them off the family pc later.

Originally posted by Vathu
I called XBOX LIVE customer support and told to them that I had ordered an Xbox 360 over the Internets via Ebayz and told them that mine came with a small asian child.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😆

I know, I'm horrible.

Originally posted by Vathu
I know, I'm horrible.

My are usually all awesome.

I haven't done any really good recent ones though.