What's so wrong with masturbation?

Started by allofyousuckkk1 pages

What's so wrong with masturbation?

?

Nothing.

At all.

errrr, nuthing. y do u ask?

Pfft! ****ing sinners.

😐

I don't understand, I don't.

It's been shown to help prevent prostate cancer.

Well... it can cause eye damage...

haermm

Bill Hicks had an excellent point: an average of 200,000 sperm is in each load we shoot (possibly more, I forge the exact figure). That means entire civilizations have been wiped off our bodies by tissues, and entire villages have crusted and flaked in our pubic hair.

Mind-expanding stuff friends.

awesome

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Bill Hicks had an excellent point: an average of 200,000 sperm is in each load we shoot (possibly more, I forge the exact figure). That means entire civilizations have been wiped off our bodies by tissues, and entire villages have crusted and flaked in our pubic hair.

Mind-expanding stuff friends.

awesome

Gross. You sound like a needlessly messy masturbator. Women masturbate too.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Bill Hicks had an excellent point: an average of 200,000 sperm is in each load we shoot (possibly more, I forge the exact figure). That means entire civilizations have been wiped off our bodies by tissues, and entire villages have crusted and flaked in our pubic hair.

Mind-expanding stuff friends.

awesome

OR a good argument against anti abortionists who claim the POTENTIAL for life as life itself.

indeed, masturbation must be considered mass murder...........

Please use the following link: is masturbating a sin?

Thank you.