cant find my passport

cant find passport for my cheque so im not going in to work, ill get it on monday instead.

Phew. Thanks for the update, now I can go to sleep in peace.

yeah sleeping is cool

Yeah, it's pretty necessary, I guess you could say.

i like to sleep naked

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stay on topic please

are you on topic? i am

I burned two of my fingers on a motor yesterday, so if I want to, I could commit a crime using only my left middle and ring finger.

I'm contemplating it, believe me.

mmmmmmmmmmmm topic

i dont have a passport

I jacked off in a Holiday Inn last night.

Originally posted by McLovin
I jacked off in a Holiday Inn last night.

couldn't find any children?

I'm manbearpig 😐

I'm a worldwide threat and I'm in the Marvelous Misadventures club.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'm manbearpig 😐

I'm a worldwide threat and I'm in the Marvelous Misadventures club.

you speak the truth,

you are half man half bear and half pig...

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you speak the truth,

you are half man half bear and half pig...

You mean 1/3 man, 1/3 bear, 1/3 pig.

No

"Half man half bear half pig"

that's why it's so funny 😖hifty:

**** off, South Park.

And their lack of mathematical geniushaermm

Originally posted by Mywi
Thanks to Piggle Humsy for the sig 👆

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
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