Iron Man vs Incredible Hulk

Started by WrathfulDwarf10 pages

Oh well...it's the Hulk...

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Originally posted by Robtard
What I always find funny when a 'Batman vs *uber character*' comes up, it's always:

Batman fanboy: Batman can win with prep time.
Other guy: What could he do in this instance to beat *uber character*?
Batman fanboy: He'd find a way.
Other guy: Can you name a way?
Batman fanboy: Batman always wins.

Batman certainly wouldn't win against Hulk, but when he was in the Justice League, he developed countermeasures to defeat his comrades in case they ever turned on humanity. Batman's pretty crafty.

Yeah, I'm kind of a fanboy.

Prep time is an illusion.

"With prep time...". Prep time might be decent if you're Batman strategising a fight against Captain America.

There's not much you can do when a 10 foot tall green mountain of limitless strength is aiming to kill you, unless you are one of the very higher ups.

-AC

Already addressed that:

Originally posted by Strangelove
Batman certainly wouldn't win against Hulk

I was speaking in general.

People mistake prep time as "They'd definitely come up with a way to win.", and not "Just more time to prepare for a fight they'd inevitably lose.".

Unless you're Dr. Doom, who somehow managed to outsmart Galactus and The Beyonder.

-AC

Gotcha.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Batman certainly wouldn't win against Hulk

HIIIYOOOOOO!!!!! 😛

What is it with fanboys and resorting to non-canon material? Nice try, but using the Hulk Vs Batman DC/Marvel crossover isn't a good idea. They're non-canon. Those crossovers are not part of true continuity, they also contain very shitty writing.

Like a kick to the stomach could ever take down a man who has been reduced to charred muscle and regenerated.

Man, I could have sworn you were meant to have comics knowledge.

If that fight was eligible for mention, then so is this, from the same series of crossovers:

He is winded by Batman, yet stronger than Superman.

Now you see why non-canon material is ridiculous. Not to say Hulk isn't as strong as Superman, but that fight was notoriously shit from both Hulk and Superman's writers. As was the Batman/Hulk one.

-AC

The majority of the DC vs Marvel fights were retarded. They threw out objectivity and disregarded what the characters are/aren't able to do in favor of "what the fans want to see".

They were appeasement comics.

Venom held his own against Superman in one of those issues. However, I suppose Hulk just has a shitload of bitter haters.

-AC

Oh, how incorrect can people be?

HULK GETS ANGRY!!!!

Uh-huh...see what happens when Superman loses his patience everyone?

Who wants to hear the biggest nugget of irony here?

Mr. Anti-Fanboy WrathfulDwarf is using comics written to PLEASE fanboys as proof of why someone would win a fight, who isn't even involved in this thread. Previously, he has lashed out at modern Hulk "writers", accusing them of doing things for the fans. Apparently, if it's done for Superman, it's ok.

With that, I let the chuckling begin. He doesn't know about comics, though, go easy on him.

-AC

There was more than one fight, I also believe Hulk won one of them.

The other comedic thing is, what a poser.

Sits there Googling these things because he blatantly has never read those comics or knows the circumstance of their existence. Pictures = Fact to this person.

W.D. the fanboy, who'd have thought it. FanboyDwarf, that's how I'll address you now; F.D.

-AC

Let's put aside the name-calling, AC, m'kay?

It's not name calling.

He has called me a fanboy before, I'm calling him a fanboy. There are witnesses in this thread. What's the big deal? If he can dish it out, he can surely take it.

-AC

I Wiki'd: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_vs_DC

There were 11 matches: 6 pre-written and 5 based on fan votes.

In the pre-written battles:

Aquaman defeats Namor the Sub-Mariner
Elektra defeats Catwoman
Flash defeats Quicksilver
Robin defeats Jubilee
Silver Surfer defeats Green Lantern
Thor defeats Captain Marvel

In the fan-vote battles: (aka fanboys decided)

Batman defeats Captain America
Spider-Man (Ben Reilly) defeats Superboy
Storm defeats Wonder Woman
Superman defeats Hulk
Wolverine defeats Lobo

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Still though, I distincly recall Hulk beating Superman in at least one of the fights, not sure if it was a fan-vote or writer decision.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's not name calling.

He has called me a fanboy before, I'm calling him a fanboy. There are witnesses in this thread. What's the big deal? If he can dish it out, he can surely take it.

-AC

M'kay. I was just making sure.

Man, I really need to get into these discussions, but I am too ****ing tired to rack my brain for sensible posts right now.

The scans W.D. just posted are from DC Vs Marvel #4, came out in 1995...or '96 I believe.

Storm would never beat Wonder Woman, fans just wanted to see it.

They were appeasement comics. He wouldn't know this, cos he's never read them. Superman beat Hulk because the writers wrote it for the fans, something he has distinctly said he disagrees with.

So he either has to retract his post or be labelled a hypocrite. This'll be fun. Anyway, this is a bit much to derail a thread with just because a mod has a grudge against Hulk.

-AC

Lobo would have skewered Wolverine. ✅