Zohan vs Punisher

Someone had to do it sooner or later...

1 hour prep for Punisher.

They fight in New York.

Who wins?

Who the **** is Zohan? Not that ghostbuster chick?

Zohan pinky-pwns him!! ✅

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Who the **** is Zohan? Not that ghostbuster chick?

Go watch the movie that's in the theaters that has 'Zohan' in the title. He's pretty off the wall.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
How can you not know?

*shrug* Who is he she?

edit: You edited your post. durhulk

adam sandler for the win............

Originally posted by Battlehammer
adam sandler for the win............

Cosigned. Doesn't even need to be Zohan.

Happy Gilmore for the win. 😛.

Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

*cough* Stream *cough*

Stream you say? watch-movies.net you say? Zohan wins.

ThorForce

WTF IS THIS?!!! 🤨

I've seen a lot of retarded versus threads in here and never in my life would I have predicted something like this 😂

Punisher owns this guy. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. I dont give a crap what you guys say how tough Zohan is.

Zohan does not deserve the words don't, mess, and with. After the hour, Zohan is going to be found shot up dead, with his brains all over the sidewalk.

To the guy who made this thread, think of a better fight. You trying to piss the Punisher fans here? If you think stupid Zohan is gonna harm Frank, he's not. The only thing Zohan will do to the Punisher is trying to trim his hair.

This is how it would go:

Punisher: what are you trying to do?

Zohan: making your hair pretty and silky smooth.

Punisher: get away from me!

Zohan: not until this hair gets a trim.

Punisher: ok that's it! (grabs a automatic shotgun out from under his trench coat and shoots Zohan in the head)

End of scene.

See what I mean? This fight is ridiculous. Punisher wins, hands down!

Now, havent seen the movie yet, but in the preview it shows him catching bullets does it not?

ThorForce

Originally posted by Nemesis X
WTF IS THIS?!!! 🤨

I've seen a lot of retarded versus threads in here and never in my life would I have predicted something like this 😂

Punisher owns this guy. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot. I dont give a crap what you guys say how tough Zohan is.

Zohan does not deserve the words don't, mess, and with. After the hour, Zohan is going to be found shot up dead, with his brains all over the sidewalk.

To the guy who made this thread, think of a better fight. You trying to piss the Punisher fans here? If you think stupid Zohan is gonna harm Frank, he's not. The only thing Zohan will do to the Punisher is trying to trim his hair.

This is how it would go:

Punisher: what are you trying to do?

Zohan: making your hair pretty and silky smooth.

Punisher: get away from me!

Zohan: not until this hair gets a trim.

Punisher: ok that's it! (grabs a automatic shotgun out from under his trench coat and shoots Zohan in the head)

End of scene.

See what I mean? This fight is ridiculous. Punisher wins, hands down!

Originally posted by Jugglenaut
Zohan catches bullets with his nostrils. Can Frank do that? 😆

Like I give a S*** about some communist's boogers getting bullets stuck in his nose.

Punisher all the way.

Punisher defeating Zohan 10/10

Zohan defeating Punisher (yeah right) 1/10

Then wouldnt it be Zohan defeating Punisher 1/11 if Punisher defeats Zohan 10/10.

Anyways, your logic is way off. Zohan wins.

ThorForce

Zohan is a gay ass commie that only wants to be a barber. Barbers are gay (seriously).

Yes, barbers are gay. But that just makes it worse, a gay barber beating The Punisher.

ThorForce

Zohan can dodge bullets... take bullets... and catch bullets... and was able to dismantle an entire gun before the person clicked the trigger...

So...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wow... people paid money to see Zohan in the theaters? It is pretty much the epitome of a rental.

I love theaters... although they're funner when you're watching a slow movie...

Originally posted by ThorForce
Yes, barbers are gay. But that just makes it worse, a gay barber beating The Punisher.

ThorForce

How's about you use that "ThorForce" on your head to see if it will knock some sense into your head so you can realize that Punisher wins this.