Okami's Lair

Sup?

Just killing time until I have to go pick my brother-in-law up from physical therapy.

I picked up my brother for his last day of school, I had a half day today, and I danced in the supermarket in front of random bystanders.

Too bad you didn't video tape it. I'd want to see that shit.

Yeah. They all looked at me like 'Is this kid mentally challenged?'

I just about got kicked out of a store today.

They were selling "surprise" bags for girls or boys and my brother-in-law said we should put the girl goodies in the boy bag and give the bag to a little kid. So I said if we did that we'd have to yell out "SURPRISE! YOU'RE GAY!"...the cashier looked at me like I were the Anti-Christ and was a b*tch to me the rest of the time we were in the store.

haermm

Wouldn't have been the first time I've been kicked out of a store.

Got kicked out of Wal-Mart for doing Jackass shit there.

Jackass shit. haermm

I took a big rubber ball and held it to my chest, ran across the store into my brother who was running towards me, he bounced backwards 10 feet and fell flat on his back right in front of a manager. 😛 They escorted us out.

I remember once when I was with my friends and we ran into an adult sex shop and yelled out 'WE WANT FREE PORN!'

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I remember once when I was with my friends and we ran into an adult sex shop and yelled out 'WE WANT FREE PORN!'

Lawlz, I'm legally allowed to go into sex shops. haermm I sometimes go for the laughs.

I only went there once for the 'we want free porn' thing.

We plan on going there and refreshing their memories.

There's this hot chick that works at the local store, I used to want to go in there and ask her to demonstrate some of the sex toys...but then I remembered I'm not that brash and would never do anything like that.

I would've walked in like a lost kid and said 'Dear little woman, I do believe your wheels are in need of oiling, I shall fetch your flask. If you catch my drift'

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I would've walked in like a lost kid and said 'Dear little woman, I do believe your wheels are in need of oiling, I shall fetch your flask. If you catch my drift'

😂 Teh phuck?!

Children's cartoon jokes FTW. haermm

What the hell cartoon was that on?

Flapjack. I just put the 'If you catch my drift' part for the pun.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Flapjack. I just put the 'If you catch my drift' part for the pun.

What's Flapjack? 😕