Yoda VS Sidious (No Force)

OOkay, the fight is between Yoda and Sidious, two of the best, but theres one limitation, they can't use the force. At all.

That means no force speed, no strength, no insane acrobatics and no making up for age. Just two old guys going at it.

3 rounds:

1: Fist fight. They have too batterthe other into submission
2: Long range. They can throw rocks at each other, providing that they can lift them.
3: All-out. They can fight or throw rocks. They each get a dead fish as a weapon. Yoda gets a smaller fish.

Who would win?

WTF?!

If its too unfair against Yoda then he can have C3PO to help him I guess. But no More!

Yoda walks towards Sidious, but promptly gets a heart attack. Sidious, gloating on his victory by laughing some old person's laugh, dies from a stroke.

C-3PO wins.

HA!!!

All Glory to our driod Overlord for his stunning Victory!!!

Next up, Baby Luke VS R2D2

*Shakes head*

The next match is NJO Luke vs. Supershadow. What are your bets?

Originally posted by Sidi-Boy
*Shakes head*

The next match is NJO Luke vs. Supershadow. What are your bets?

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
Fetus Malak will eat them both alive, then turn them into the waste they are.

Yeah, but EU isn't canon!!!111!!1 It's not Lucas' original vision!!!11!!

Originally posted by Sidi-Boy
Yeah, but EU isn't canon!!!111!!1 It's not Lucas' original vision!!!11!!

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
You have Super Shadow in there, enough said. 😐

He's close personal friends with George Lucas!!111!!!

Nah. Jk. I want to hack into his website completely obliterate it... if possible. Sometimes I think the people who call him "Oh great one" aren't real, and SuperShit writes that BS himself.

Originally posted by Sidi-Boy
He's close personal friends with George Lucas!!111!!!

Nah. Jk. I want to hack into his website completely obliterate it... if possible. Sometimes I think the people who call him "Oh great one" aren't real, and SuperShit writes that BS himself.

Originally posted by Lord Saboteur
roflcopter. So very true.. but then again.. what if they are real? 😐

Then they are in dire need of therapy.

Originally posted by Darth Exodus
OOkay, the fight is between Yoda and Sidious, two of the best, but theres one limitation, they can't use the force. At all.

That means no force speed, no strength, no insane acrobatics and no making up for age. Just two old guys going at it.

3 rounds:

1: Fist fight. They have too batterthe other into submission
2: Long range. They can throw rocks at each other, providing that they can lift them.
3: All-out. They can fight or throw rocks. They each get a dead fish as a weapon. Yoda gets a smaller fish.

Who would win?

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Originally posted by Darth Exodus
OOkay, the fight is between Yoda and Sidious, two of the best, but theres one limitation, they can't use the force. At all.

That means no force speed, no strength, no insane acrobatics and no making up for age. Just two old guys going at it.

3 rounds:

1: Fist fight. They have too batterthe other into submission
2: Long range. They can throw rocks at each other, providing that they can lift them.
3: All-out. They can fight or throw rocks. They each get a dead fish as a weapon. Yoda gets a smaller fish.

Who would win?

Well put Cal.