Temple of Doom VS Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I figured as much.

Its a great show, that.

They should have lent Indy IV some decent villians.
They may as well had Cylons since we we jumping the alien sharks already.

Sshhhh.... don't give Lucas any ideas.

By your commannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.....

😂

And Christopher Lee as Balthar.

Now that would be worth it if they were gonna 'go there'...

Marion Ravenwood could be the last Cylon: She would appear to Indy in his head like Six does with Baltar, with various nagging instructions and complaints about the decorating not getting done quick enough and stuff now that they are married..

She, due to her programming could then land a Cylon Baseship right up Mutt's ass in a galactic protest on behalf of the galaxy's cinema goers. 😛

Now I'm sure Lucas has read this. The raping will continue...

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....!!!!!!"

Pigs galore.

And Banjos.

And Howard the Duck pinball machines.

Stop stop please... I can't take it ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE

That went through my mind 12 mins into that stinker.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!!!!!

😛

😂

16 - 7 to the Temple of Doom...!!!!

Go Temple of Doom...!!!

Sounds like a landslide.

One with real (or at least polystyrene) rocks.

Cause thats how they did things back then.

Thanks for the history lesson.

While also referring to Spielberg's "Oh, we're doing it old school" then turning around and well........not doing it old school.

Yeah... that disappointed me a lot.

Exactly the essence of the whole thing for me too.

Its the principle of a £2.50 McShit combo meal being sold to us as a £120.00 full course meal from one of the most respected kitchens/food ranges in all the world.