Frappuccino Rap-o-chino!
Inspired by cold Starbucks coffee drinks.
Well, my name's Tired Hiker and my ryhmes are the best,
cuz I got a mother effing A on my algebra tests.
Mess with me and you'll die like the rest.
Can't put me down with my bullet proof vests!
Frappuccinos . . . frappuccinos . . . I like them a lot!
I like them with beer and I like them with pot.
Frappuccinos . . . frappuccinos . . . they taste great too.
I just banged your mom and your older sister too!
Peace out, word, sho nuff, dig?