Hitomi vs Ken Masters

Started by General Kaliero5 pages
General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
We read it, we just honestly can't bother to give a shit.

Jaxx, don't be an ass, okay?

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member
Originally posted by Superboy Prime
Ken wouldnt hit a girl as cute as Hitomi. If anything she'd drag him to a mall making cutesy faces in order to have him spend his fortune on her while Eliza stalks them.
Sado22 Restricted

Ken wouldnt hit a girl as cute as Hitomi. If anything she'd drag him to a mall making cutesy faces in order to have him spend his fortune on her while Eliza stalks them.

😱
bondage girl and stalker girl. i think i'm about to...*explodes over the PC*

Kirikaze Fuuma Kaze no Soldier

since when hitomi became a bondage girl?

Sado22 Restricted

since i asked her too 😏

ThoraxeRMG The Last Boss
Originally posted by Kirikaze Fuuma
since when hitomi became a bondage girl?

She never was... 😕

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted
Originally posted by Sado22
.lubricants

Lubricants?

**** Lubricants. With me, she'll be lucky if she gets some hair grease or car brake cleaner. I'm not payin no 6 dollas' for some KY jelly or Vaseline.

shit. 😐

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

I don't use condoms.

I wrap my shit in sandpaper.

Sado22 Restricted

She never was...

its just between me and her 😏

Lubricants? **** Lubricants. With me, she'll be lucky if she gets some hair grease or car brake cleaner. I'm not payin no 6 dollas' for some KY jelly or Vaseline. shit.

shampoo and shaving gel work also.

I don't use condoms. I wrap my shit in sandpaper.

you wrap your shit in sandpaper? 😱

~SexGuru Sado-sama

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Well technically yes, I crap in my hand and stroke my penis to cover it in shit, then wrap it in sandpaper for safe sex.

ThoraxeRMG The Last Boss

Can we please get back on topic.? <_<

Peach mordrem

Knock it off with the disgusting vulgar language right now. Dark-Jaxx, consider this a warning. The rest of you, if I see another post like that it'll also be a warning. This forum is PG-13, so go elsewhere if you want to be vulgar.

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted

Can we got to the OTT?

Peach mordrem

Not with that sort of language. The entire forum is PG-13, not "the entire forum except off-topic threads".

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted

Well, can you make an exception for me? I am your friend, aren't I? *applies pressure*

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

Blax, shut up. ermm

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted

I'm sorry.crylaugh

Sado22 Restricted

Knock it off with the disgusting vulgar language right now. Dark-Jaxx, consider this a warning. The rest of you, if I see another post like that it'll also be a warning. This forum is PG-13, so go elsewhere if you want to be vulgar

but we're usin condoms. its all safe 😆

Blax_Hydralisk Restricted

You fool. haermm

Dark-Jaxx Senior Member

Originally posted by Peach
Knock it off with the disgusting vulgar language right now. Dark-Jaxx, consider this a warning. The rest of you, if I see another post like that it'll also be a warning. This forum is PG-13, so go elsewhere if you want to be vulgar.
Can I get a kiss on the cheek? I'll be good. 🙂