Stormtroopers vs Predators

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Stormtroopers vs Predators

A light pierced the atmosphere of the jungle planet as it descended with its fiery hue. Within the huge vessel resided a clan of intergalactic hunters, predators (yautjas). The warriors had come to pick up a fellow clansman, who had recently completed a hunt. Usually this would be a time of rejoicing in the clansman's newly acquired trophies, but the clan had a more important circumstance to address.

Preparing for the return of a brother, the many yautja carried out the needed duties as one warrior remained still, contemplating. The oldest of the clan, the Elder, sat in his skull adorned throne pondering, for he had much to think about. The "grey back" knew what he had to do, but he was hesitant to put his clan in such a predicament.

Suddenly, the great doors to the Elder's quarters opened only to reveal the "grey back's" trusted second-in-command, Thei-De Relde. Exchanging nods, the old warrior knew that their youngest brother was with them once again, returning from his hunt on the planet of the Ape-men. It was time; the white-haired hunter had to explain their clan's responsibility and mission.

Every member of the clan stood in the hot, steam filled center of the ship, ready for the old warrior's explanation. Upon entering the great hall, the Elder raised his hands and explained their plight through a series of grunts and mandible clicks. He told them of a mechanical moon that had begun to traverse the galaxy destroying planets – hunting grounds, soon after Thei-De Relde's hunt of the wooly creature on the forest moon. He spoke of the many ships that came from this massive, destructive force and the white-armored soldiers that came from them. The "grey back" balled up his hands into fists and raised his voice exclaiming their obligation to protect their hunting grounds if not for themselves, then for any yautja that has yet to experience a worthy hunt.

There was a silence gripping the room as each individual hunter thought about the massive opponent they were about to deal with. Then, nearly simultaneously, every yautja let out roars of approval that shook the stars. Each warrior was proud to bear the burden in hopes of the honor, skill, and victory they could achieve.

The mighty "grey back" clicked his mandibles with pride as he saw his fellow clansmen begin to grab their weapons and gear only to suit up for the mission that lay ahead of them. He turned to prepare for the war himself as he reminisced of his previously conceived strategy. The mechanical moon had a great defensive system of weapons and shields so he plans on using one of its ships against it in order to bypass the defenses and blow it up from within.

The plan was perfect and glancing at the clan's mighty trophy case containing everything from trophies to artifacts, he knew that they could be successful. Seeing the most recent trophies: the helmet and weapon of the "Robocop", the skull of the one oomans referred to as "Chewbacca", the many skulls of the large ancient lizards including the tyrant dubbed the T-Rex, and the newly arrived twelve skulls of the ape-men, the Elder was filled pride as he equipped his weapons and armor. He knew that going up against the vast numbers of the white-armored soldiers; he would need every weapon that he could get his hands on.

The wise warrior's mandibles clicked with anticipation along side his fellow clansmen as their ship stealthily approached the opponent's large triangular starship. After launching their craft's harpoon, the old hunter turned on his cloaking device and signaled for the others to do the same as they silently boarded the enemy's vessel. Upon entering, they surveyed the vessel's interior, and quickly set up laser nets and mines for defensive and strategic purposes.

Suddenly, as they prepared, a loud siren broke the silence. The breach to the opponent's security had finally been discovered. A wave of ten soldiers turned the corner within the massive starship in search of the disturbance. The wise "grey back" turned to his clan and issued orders to spread out throughout the ship and to regroup at the very spot he stood, should their opponents get out of hand.

Seeing the cloaked yautja as shimmers of light beginning to move throughout the vessel, the white-clad soldiers raised their weapons. The Elder quickly decloacked to provide a distraction for his clan.

"What is that!?"

"I don't know; set for stun. The Emperor will want to see this creature if it isn't in our database."

As the soldiers changed the settings on their blasters, the old warrior had already begun to strike, extending his wristblades and telescopic combi-stick. They fired frantically, but his speed and skill was too great; he easily dodged their fire in the cramped hallways of the ship. Edging his way closer to the troopers before him, the Elder pulled out his disc with his wristblade hand as he locked on one trooper with his plasmacaster. Simultaneously, the Elder threw his disc and fired his shoulder cannon. Both met their mark at amazing speed, as the disc split a trooper in half and the bolt of plasma burst through a trooper's upper body. With his newly free hand, the old warrior wasted no time and instantly grabbed his net gun only to fire it upon an unsuspecting soldier. Pinned to the wall of the hallway, the armored trooper screamed in pain as the tightening net broke through his white armor only to cut through his skin and bone.

Finally, in close-quarters range, the seasoned hunter quickly gripped his combi-stick tightly and speared a soldier head-first to the floor. Almost instantly, the veteran yautja stepped forward and kicked a trooper full force into his returning disc, decapitating it in the process. As the ooman troopers head fell to the ground, Elder unleashed his power glove as he turned to the nearest soldier and kicked its ooman legs out from under it only to strike the trooper with a full-charged power glove while it was still in the air, shattering the armor and chest cavity as it plummeted to the floor. With the sound of bones breaking still ringing through the hall, two of the three remaining soldiers began to flee. The Elder quickly locked his plasmacaster on one of the cowardly troopers as he continued dodging the remaining soldier's weapon fire. Upon shooting the plasmacaster, the intense bolt of blue plasma seared through the air and burst through the white-armored ooman's head as if it weren't there, splattering blood and brain matter all over the fleeing solder next to him. Shocked at its partner's gruesome death, the fleeing soldier stopped in his tracks underneath an inactive laser net. Seizing the opportunity, the old yautja quickly activated the laser net with his left arm gauntlet's control panel causing the concentrated lasers to project and dice the soldier into tiny pieces.

Turning to face the final trooper, the elder predator began to walk towards the shivering soldier. Taking advantage of the situation, the white-plated ooman fired a direct hit onto the huge yautja. The old warrior merely grunted and shrugged off the unpleasant disturbance.

"It...it had no effect!!" the soldier exclaimed as it desperately tried to change the setting of his blaster. Upon finally resetting his weapon, the soldier looked up only to find a pair of wristblades coming his way. The "grey back" pierced the soldier's body at the base of the collar bone and lifted it off of the hallway floor. The ooman trooper began to scream, but the veteran yautja extended his arm gauntlet's plasmacaster and instantly shot it, leaving a hole where the ooman's chest used to be, killing it in the process.

With the hallway finally commotionless, the skilled yautja sheathed his wristblades causing the ooman corpse to fall to the floor as he retrieved his combi-stick and turned on his cloaking device, but his peace was short-lived as another wave of soldiers turned the corner. The Elder was impressed; these soldiers responded quickly like lighting. However, these lightning-soldiers, these "Stormtroopers" must perish to preserve the yautja way of life. Their numbers are vast but the clan's skill is great. Should the clan die, they die with honor!

SUMMARY:

Predator Weapons – Wristblades, Plasmacasters (except for the unblood), arm caster, whip, power glove, net gun, combi-stick, laser net, disc, cloaking device, and mines

NOTE: repeated shots from the plasmacaster to the same area will hurt the ship which is bad

Stormtroopers Weapons – Blaster (stun function useless and they know it because of the last soldiers communication), thermal detonators are useless because they are so powerful that they'd blow up a large portions of the ship.

Location – Star Destroyer

NOTE: It is just a Predator Clan vs Stormtroopers. NO ONE else will interfere including Darth Vader or the Emperor (who aren't even on the ship) or the non-fighting personnel.

I could not find the exact numbers so the following will be how many stormtroopers are on the ship at the moment (they rest, should I name too few, are on a planet that they are attacking):

Numbers:

1990 Stormtroopers (the Elder already killed 10)

200 Predators (1 Elder, 60 veterans, 74 blooded, 65 unblood)

I havent finished reading yet. But I really hope a mod doesnt just come along and be a dick closing this thread. I mean c'mon this guy must've spent ages on this post.

Ok I would think that the Predator's take this easily.

First of all they have the element of suprise.

Secondly, its not like they'll have to take down all 1990 storm troopers at the same time. They're probably scattered across the Death Star (Star Destroyer?). Also, the Predators could probably destroy the power generators leaving the Storm Troopers in the dark. With their Invisbility Cloak and thermal/night vision, they'll be in a position doing what they do best.

Awesome scenario!.

The preds can win, but it won't be easy. They are lucky Darth Vader isn't on the ship since that would reduce their chance of success dramatically.

Preds 6/10

moving to star wars vs...

predators take this.

Sick OP.

And Predators WTFpwn the troopers.

Storm troopers have better weapons, they ravage here

Originally posted by Faunus
Sick OP.

And Predators WTFpwn the troopers.

I agree.

Originally posted by Man of Christ
Storm troopers have better weapons, they ravage here
Stormtroopers have blasters. Predators have wristblades, plasmacasters (except for the unblood), arm caster, whip, power glove, net gun, combi-stick, laser net, massive shuriken, cloaking device, and mines.

Yeah...

Originally posted by Faunus
Stormtroopers have blasters. Predators have wristblades, plasmacasters (except for the unblood), arm caster, whip, power glove, net gun, combi-stick, laser net, massive shuriken, cloaking device, and mines.

Yeah...

True, when you look at it that way, Imperial Stormtroopers are outgunned and thus would likely lose the engagement. On the other hand, Predators cannot hope to compete with the stealth capability of a Stormtrooper -- ****, did you see RotJ?! -- how subtlely they infilitrated the Forest Moon of Endor and blended into their environment?

Originally posted by Faunus
Stormtroopers have blasters. Predators have wristblades, plasmacasters (except for the unblood), arm caster, whip, power glove, net gun, combi-stick, laser net, massive shuriken, cloaking device, and mines.

Yeah...

seeing how the clones decimated the jedi, i dont see a predator winning here, for one clones have radar and im sure they would also have plasma grenades etc....

and if being stabbed can mortally wound a predator just imagine what a laser beam could do

Originally posted by Man of Christ
seeing how the clones decimated the jedi, i dont see a predator winning here, for one clones have radar and im sure they would also have plasma grenades etc....

and if being stabbed can mortally wound a predator just imagine what a laser beam could do

You mean an entire platoon of clone troopers decimating one jedi? Hell one predator in P1 and P2 was able to wipe out an entire special forces unit with relative ease. Predators in the AVP game have access to a plasma pistol which is far more lethel than their plasma casters(shoulder cannon).

And so what id they have radar? You can't kill what chu can't see.

Originally posted by Schwarzenegger
You mean an entire platoon of clone troopers decimating one jedi? Hell one predator in P1 and P2 was able to wipe out an entire special forces unit with relative ease. Predators in the AVP game have access to a plasma pistol which is far more lethel than their plasma casters(shoulder cannon).

And so what id they have radar? You can't kill what chu can't see.

predators seem to have trouble with regular humans so putting them against genetically engineered humans?! is over kill

notice in avp requiem when the guy's girlfriend had been pinned to the wall with the giant shuriken that he went mad and used an automatic gun to constantly shoot at wolfe, knocking him down the elevator shaft. now if he had been holding a laser rifle such as what the clones use, wolfe would have died before he hit the ground.

so an army of clones overkills the predators

Originally posted by Man of Christ
predators seem to have trouble with regular humans so putting them against genetically engineered humans?! is over kill
Trouble with regular humans? LOL right, Despite having "trouble", the predator wiped out an entire SPECIAL FORCES UNIT with relative ease.

So i guess regular humans whom never fired an m16 before are stronger than the elite forces then? Going by what you just claimed if i were to take it seriously.

Originally posted by Man of Christ

notice in avp requiem when the guy's girlfriend had been pinned to the wall with the giant shuriken that he went mad and used an automatic gun to constantly shoot at wolfe, knocking him down the elevator shaft. now if he had been holding a laser rifle such as what the clones use, wolfe would have died before he hit the ground.

AVP requeim is nothing but full of controversy and full of blatant bullshit. Hell i can make an endless list of movie flaws which contradict the original alien and predator films, hell AVP requiem isn't even considered canon.

If wolf can have trouble against a noob firing an m-16 i wonder how the original predator and the higher predator in P1 and P2 were able to decimate elite special forces.

By your logic that idiotic teenage bastard from AVP requiem would have been more "Ub3rZ" than arnold schwarzenegger in P1 , the entire special elite force and more "Ubah" than sigourney weaver aka ellen ripley.

You have yet to actually prove how are a bunch of mere clone troopers/storm troopers are going to even kill a single predator.

Prove that avp requiem isnt cannon

None of the AVP movies are canon because they are contradicting to the original movies and the comic books.

the AVP series has it's own continuity. It doesn't coincide with the rest of Alien and Predator continuity.

As for the thread itself.

The Predators lose. Steril white, well lit, cramped hallways are not a good habitat for Predators to fight.

Throughout the movies, the Predators primary form of fighting is to pick off a man or two, then retreat to high trees or tall buildings. They have no such luxery here. That being the case, this is how the scenarios will likely play out (For the most part).

A group of Predators are stalking a squad of Stormtroopers through one of the many corridors in the ship. The predators do one of two things, which result in generally the same outcome.

A) They charge forward, invisible and silent, with their melee weapons and rip wide open a storm trooper or two. They scream, blood flies in ever direction. Due to the blood all over the floor of the sterile hallways, and with how cramped it is, blood inevitably lands on the Predators themselves, and their cover is blown. Either that or they leave their foot prints in the various puddles on the floor.

B) The predators open up with their long range weapons. Plasma casters, etc. Blood flies in all directions. People fall over, etc.

A distress call immedietly goes out to everyone on the ship that they're under attack and getting slaughtered. The ship put on full alert, troops are literally swarming the Ship.

Now what?

It's inevitable, that in these hallways, Stormtroopers are going to run into Predators and a firefight will commence.

Due to the fact that they're invisible the Predators might have the element of surprise, so lets say two guys get knifed or shot. Obviously, the shot or stab had to come from either the way they just came from or the way they are heading, so the remaining storm troopers pour fire into both directions. These predators, whom don't wear armor that can withstand even normal bullets so would obviously have no chance against blasters, are shredded nigh instantly. They're 7 foot tall beings, in a ten foot tall hallway thats ten feet wide. For all of their super human strength and agility, where are they going to go? Nowhere.

Plasma casters and disks and such are more powerful, but have a much slower firing rate then an E-11 blaster rifle, and considering one shot from one of those rifles will kill a Predator instantly, the punch of the gun is irrelevent.

So you have the Predators who are outgunned, and severely outmanned, in a location where all of their usual tactics won't work because of the enviroment, vs. an enemy who has every single advantage except for man to man skill and efficiency.

Predators are going to lose within maybe an hour.

Stormtroopers may get slaughtered here.

Why.