Originally posted by DigiMark007
Name: Pi
Superpower: Can recite the digits of Pi to 5 million decimals. Can also project invisible eyebeams that do nothing.
Plot: The awesomeness would revolve around watching writers try to come up with ways for this guy to keep saving the day, armed only with the digits of Pi.
That = win
😂
The Incredible Scorpion-Man
Name: Teddy Pan
Sex: Male
Age: 54
Background: As an infant, Teddy was abandoned in the jungle during a war when his parents escaped. Because Teddy was such a cry baby, his parents feared that his loud cries would alert enemy soldiers. They had no choice but to leave him. Teddy grew up with scorpions and formed a close bond with them. Mystical powers were granted to him by the Elder Scorpions.
Powers:
Ability to communicate with scorpions.
Can also secrete a very poisonous toxin from his bumhole
Originally posted by Placidity
The Incredible Scorpion-ManName: Teddy Pan
Sex: Male
Age: 54Background: As an infant, Teddy was abandoned in the jungle during a war when his parents escaped. Because Teddy was such a cry baby, his parents feared that his loud cries would alert enemy soldiers. They had no choice but to leave him. Teddy grew up with scorpions and formed a close bond with them. Mystical powers were granted to him by the Elder Scorpions.
Powers:
Ability to communicate with scorpions.
Can also secrete a very poisonous toxin from his bumhole
I get the impression that you're not taking this seriously enough. The Internet is serious business.