The Hulk a possibility?

Started by dadudemon10 pages
Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
Will do, I'll get on it tonight when it's a little quieter & I can read without being disturbed.

Great, while get on the studying tonight, I get on your mom.

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
I never said I wanted to create something like the Hulk, I said what are some possible things that could make it happen. And even if I wanted to, what's not logical about it? In today's world, as far as science and everything else is concerned, anything's possible.

there is nothing that could make the concept of the Hulk a remote possibility. There are rage induing drugs, im sure, as well as extreme muscle relaxants which dull pain receptors. Taking these drugs are as close as you will get to becoming the Hulk.

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
Everyone around here knows you're not too smart at all so I immediately disregard anything you say. You're probably one of those people who lives at home with his parents and tries to act cool on internet forums.

It's ma life an' ma dream, yee-ha!

In other news, I'm sorry if I've antagonized you...I wouldn't want to get you angry for obvious reasons (Hulk, smash, etc.).

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
there is nothing that could make the concept of the Hulk a remote possibility. There are rage induing drugs, im sure, as well as extreme muscle relaxants which dull pain receptors. Taking these drugs are as close as you will get to becoming the Hulk.

I get the feeling that even after this post I'll have to explain it again. I'm not going for creating the Hulk, I want humans to be able to naturally make bigger muscles. Now adays, a good 90% of bodybuilders are using steroids as well as other people who aren't even athletes. While I want to make it where we can create bigger muscles naturally, I want to have humans be able to endure more, heal quicker, etc. Again, the Hulk would mainly be impossible because of what he can endure and the fact that his body isn't built like a human's with the muscles being so large. The closest humans will get to being the Hulk at this stage would be painting themselves green and working out until they're ripped and huge. Even though I think something like the Hulk could happen, it won't happen in this lifetime or any time soon.

So, you want to create something that makes humans become stronger naturally?

Go to your room. You've got some thinking to do, young man.

(I put the italics in their to give you a head start on working out where your retardation lies. Welcome.)

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
I get the feeling that even after this post I'll have to explain it again. I'm not going for creating the Hulk, I want humans to be able to naturally make bigger muscles. Now adays, a good 90% of bodybuilders are using steroids as well as other people who aren't even athletes. While I want to make it where we can create bigger muscles naturally, I want to have humans be able to endure more, heal quicker, etc. Again, the Hulk would mainly be impossible because of what he can endure and the fact that his body isn't built like a human's with the muscles being so large. The closest humans will get to being the Hulk at this stage would be painting themselves green and working out until they're ripped and huge. Even though I think something like the Hulk could happen, it won't happen in this lifetime or any time soon.

How exactly will this be "natural", if you're going to have to be dealing with some sort of hormonal and/or genetic manipulation?

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
I get the feeling that even after this post I'll have to explain it again. I'm not going for creating the Hulk, I want humans to be able to naturally make bigger muscles. Now adays, a good 90% of bodybuilders are using steroids as well as other people who aren't even athletes. While I want to make it where we can create bigger muscles naturally, I want to have humans be able to endure more, heal quicker, etc. Again, the Hulk would mainly be impossible because of what he can endure and the fact that his body isn't built like a human's with the muscles being so large. The closest humans will get to being the Hulk at this stage would be painting themselves green and working out until they're ripped and huge. Even though I think something like the Hulk could happen, it won't happen in this lifetime or any time soon.

Good, because no one here thinks you're a scientist.

Originally posted by Robtard
How exactly will this be "natural", if you're going to have to be dealing with some sort of hormonal and/or genetic manipulation?

Shhh! Don't tell him! Let him go on an amazing journey of self-discovery...

Obviously I meant so that it'll become natural later on. Seriously, why are people continuing to say I don't sound like a scientist? I'm not a scientist, it's a profession I'm trying to take up. In all honesty, I don't view Krunk'd as being too intelligent to speak on anything. Sure, I've made a lot of mistakes or comments in this thread that were wrong as far as science is concerned, but I'm learning, so I'm glad that I've said some wrong things.

Dear Stewie,

Yes, your sense of 'science' is akin to a retarded dog's sense of walking up stairs, but your main failing is the fact that you can't even comprehend the meaning of the words you use. I've noticed that you're not adverse to reading, so perhaps you could start here.

In the mean time, take heed from what an old dude with a beard said to me last night: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

Lot's of love,

Daddy krunk'd

Oh, cool, I'm retarded! Wait, did I really get the label or is it some kind of trick...? Because I really want the label.

If I got it, then 💃

Thanks, Krunk, for your words of kindness.

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
Oh, cool, I'm retarded! Wait, did I really get the label or is it some kind of trick...? Because I really want the label.

If I got it, then 💃

Thanks, Krunk, for your words of kindness.

You're welcome, kid. See...ol' Daddy K ain't that bad after all.

On a personal note, I'd just like to say that helping kids read good and do other stuff good too is something that brings me great joy. If my posts on this forum can help a kid like Stewie here, then there's hope for the rest of you. Seriously, if more people in the world were like me, then the world would be a far happier and content place. Live the dream!

PS. That 'adverse' thing was intentional. Anyone notice?

That's right! Live the dream and be unintelligent! Be a nobody!

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
helping kids read good and do other stuff good too

Pick me up, before you go go...313

131 Let's all follow Krunk so the world can destroy itself as it falls into darkness.

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
That's right! Live the dream and be unintelligent! Be a nobody!

Sing it, Stewie! Embrace the journey of self-realisation! Woo!

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
131 Let's all follow Krunk so the world can destroy itself as it falls into darkness.

Oh, Stewie...Hold on now. Your acceptance of your own retardation was a personal journey just for you. Other people have different paths to follow; we need smart people to help balance out your ilk.

In all seriousness though, if you want to believe I'm "retarded" go ahead. The fact of the matter is, there is a hell of a big percentage of smart retarded people so I'd be glad to be one of them. Only a small percentage are seen as being incapable of learning and performing tasks as everyday humans do. So, really, by trying to prove my "retardation", you in fact, proved how ignorant you yourself are.

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
In all seriousness though, if you want to believe I'm "retarded" go ahead. The fact of the matter is, there is a hell of a big percentage of smart retarded people so I'd be glad to be one of them. Only a small percentage are seen as being incapable of learning and performing tasks as everyday humans do. So, really, by trying to prove my "retardation", you in fact, proved how ignorant you yourself are.

That's fantastic. Tell me more about these 'smart retarded people', little one...

If you want to hear about them, start watching the news or go on Youtube.

Originally posted by Stewie_Griffin
I get the feeling that even after this post I'll have to explain it again. I'm not going for creating the Hulk, I want humans to be able to naturally make bigger muscles. Now adays, a good 90% of bodybuilders are using steroids as well as other people who aren't even athletes. While I want to make it where we can create bigger muscles naturally, I want to have humans be able to endure more, heal quicker, etc. Again, the Hulk would mainly be impossible because of what he can endure and the fact that his body isn't built like a human's with the muscles being so large. The closest humans will get to being the Hulk at this stage would be painting themselves green and working out until they're ripped and huge. Even though I think something like the Hulk could happen, it won't happen in this lifetime or any time soon.

norganic nanobytes or cybornetics maybe?