Ss & Rj's Project Mayhem!!!

A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away . . . the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction.

coming up on 2500 posts.

How many left> dodgy

like 75?

313 Men. Lay your bets

Men.....we have penises.

131 Yes Sir.

Yes we do *looks down* aweyes

We stand while we pee!!! haermm

haermm And wheeze when we get cockpunched

haermm

hysterical

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows. 😐

Originally posted by Lara
hysterical

I feel the need to say that I've peed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I feel the need to say that I've peed.

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well wouldnt it be a bit odd if you peed sitting down?

Jealous. 😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Jealous. 😂