Ss & Rj's Project Mayhem!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Cock slap doughs b****es in da face.
Punch those little shits and steal dey cake
Take big old poopies and smiles make

Nut sack flap
Nut sack flap
Nut sack flap

Jiggle jiggle, wap wap
Jiggle jiggle, wap wap

Push real hard to make doughs sharts
when your butt cheeks flap, your anus will smart

neer nars nee nars, weenars weenars
poopy stank cleaners

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dude there is something seriously wrong with you 😂

Strap on dildos are funny.

americans are weird. awehuhs

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
americans are weird. awehuhs

the pot said to the kettle.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
the pot said to the kettle.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
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dude there is something seriously wrong with you 😂

It sounds pertty damned funny when I "rap it" out loud....

Originally posted by dadudemon
It sounds pertty damned funny when I "rap it" out loud....

I just rapped it out loud😆

cumming up on 5000 posts!!!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I just rapped it out loud😆

If only I could post a recording of what it's supposed to sound like....then you'd see wut eye meenz

stevie says:
witshapnin
Liam Bradley says:
**** all man
Liam Bradley says:
u?
stevie says:
same jus sitn oan this
Liam Bradley says:
like a mad msn sitter
stevie says:
yip
Liam Bradley says:
time u get in las night?
Liam Bradley says:
a fell a asleep on the bus n woke up jus after ma stop
stevie says:
fuk man aboot almost 7
stevie says:

stevie says:
ya fool
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
a canny really member that much
Liam Bradley says:
wur u mwi? (drunk)
stevie says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:
yaass
Liam Bradley says:
gd thing it wisny jus me
stevie says:
a forgot u hid lost yer t shirt
Liam Bradley says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:
bad news
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
anyhing big happen las night?
stevie says:
dont hink so
stevie says:
we got hunners a fotos aff at guy
Liam Bradley says:
aye ha
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
he wont put them aw up tho
stevie says:
ae btr
Liam Bradley says:

stevie says:
thers nane oan fae las nite yet
Liam Bradley says:
ano
stevie says:
sill guy
stevie says:
silly lol
Liam Bradley says:
siillllly guy
stevie says:
so u think so tae
Liam Bradley says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
wit hapnd las nyt
Liam Bradley says:
anyfin gd?
stevie says:
nuttin really part fae u losin yer t shirt
Liam Bradley says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
n gainin ajumper
stevie says:
canae really member anythnbig
stevie says:
aye ats rite
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
madness
stevie says:
sure is
stevie says:
wit ye bn uptae ae day???????
Liam Bradley says:
**** all mate
Liam Bradley says:
didny go eh tae about 1 the day
Liam Bradley says:
woke up at 6
Liam Bradley says:
chilled on this
stevie says:
ufffff
stevie says:
5 hrs
Liam Bradley says:
you sad for me
Liam Bradley says:
ma converse are ****ed man
stevie says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
stupid foam
stevie says:
siiilllllly foam
Liam Bradley says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
fs man
Liam Bradley says:
we wur wae awsorts a people las nyt eh?
stevie says:
i knoooow
stevie says:
the usual sea nite
Liam Bradley says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:
durnan n jp
Liam Bradley says:
norry del n aw tht
stevie says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
wee lora flemin n cara n tht
stevie says:
weird
Liam Bradley says:
gal wis ther wasn't he?
stevie says:
aye a hink sso
Liam Bradley says:
a vaguely membr him
Liam Bradley says:
talkin eh um
Liam Bradley says:
n as usual h ewis like"" you backed up quaily "
stevie says:
aye same sitn oan the couch
stevie says:

stevie says:
helllfffy nite tho man
Liam Bradley says:
too sea
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
gone nex week?
stevie says:
dno man
stevie says:
wit u hinkn????
Liam Bradley says:
if a huv money aye
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
mate a prefer the crystal lounge
stevie says:
aye
stevie says:
mad upstair bit
Liam Bradley says:
a like it
Liam Bradley says:
jus sit n chill up ther
Liam Bradley says:
who wis a nippin? (kissing)
stevie says:
fuk nos man a honestly can not remember lol
Liam Bradley says:
a hink it wis that wee cara
Liam Bradley says:
a jus membr nippin mad burd
stevie says:
canae evn vaguely remember lol
Liam Bradley says:
canny mind who tho
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
a woud shag her man
stevie says:
wit wans at???????????
Liam Bradley says:
the wee one wae the darkish hair
stevie says:
canae member any ***** names
Liam Bradley says:
wann*
stevie says:
black dress
stevie says:
?
Liam Bradley says:
a hink so
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
we have our fun
stevie says:
a hate no bein able ae remember hings man
stevie says:
aye
stevie says:
m8 a fell
Liam Bradley says:
did yae ?
stevie says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
ss
stevie says:
ma fit is killin me
Liam Bradley says:
where did yae faw?
stevie says:
quite litrally lol
stevie says:
eh
stevie says:
doonstair sumwer lol
Liam Bradley says:
fs
Liam Bradley says:
wis a ther?
stevie says:
coz a kin member like sitn wae sum **** but no u a dont hink n lafn it evry **** fawn then a jus stood up n dekd it
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
who cood yae a bn way
stevie says:
fuk nos
Liam Bradley says:
aw mate man
Liam Bradley says:
we musta bn fukd
stevie says:
mustv bn man
stevie says:
coz ae the booze afore hawn

little recap of last night,

can hardly remember anything😐

try and translate my glasgwegian.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
stevie says:
witshapnin
Liam Bradley says:
**** all man
Liam Bradley says:
u?
stevie says:
same jus sitn oan this
Liam Bradley says:
like a mad msn sitter
stevie says:
yip
Liam Bradley says:
time u get in las night?
Liam Bradley says:
a fell a asleep on the bus n woke up jus after ma stop
stevie says:
fuk man aboot almost 7
stevie says:

stevie says:
ya fool
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
a canny really member that much
Liam Bradley says:
wur u mwi? (drunk)
stevie says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:
yaass
Liam Bradley says:
gd thing it wisny jus me
stevie says:
a forgot u hid lost yer t shirt
Liam Bradley says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:
bad news
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
anyhing big happen las night?
stevie says:
dont hink so
stevie says:
we got hunners a fotos aff at guy
Liam Bradley says:
aye ha
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
he wont put them aw up tho
stevie says:
ae btr
Liam Bradley says:

stevie says:
thers nane oan fae las nite yet
Liam Bradley says:
ano
stevie says:
sill guy
stevie says:
silly lol
Liam Bradley says:
siillllly guy
stevie says:
so u think so tae
Liam Bradley says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
wit hapnd las nyt
Liam Bradley says:
anyfin gd?
stevie says:
nuttin really part fae u losin yer t shirt
Liam Bradley says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
n gainin ajumper
stevie says:
canae really member anythnbig
stevie says:
aye ats rite
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
madness
stevie says:
sure is
stevie says:
wit ye bn uptae ae day???????
Liam Bradley says:
**** all mate
Liam Bradley says:
didny go eh tae about 1 the day
Liam Bradley says:
woke up at 6
Liam Bradley says:
chilled on this
stevie says:
ufffff
stevie says:
5 hrs
Liam Bradley says:
you sad for me
Liam Bradley says:
ma converse are ****ed man
stevie says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
stupid foam
stevie says:
siiilllllly foam
Liam Bradley says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
fs man
Liam Bradley says:
we wur wae awsorts a people las nyt eh?
stevie says:
i knoooow
stevie says:
the usual sea nite
Liam Bradley says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:
durnan n jp
Liam Bradley says:
norry del n aw tht
stevie says:
aye
Liam Bradley says:
wee lora flemin n cara n tht
stevie says:
weird
Liam Bradley says:
gal wis ther wasn't he?
stevie says:
aye a hink sso
Liam Bradley says:
a vaguely membr him
Liam Bradley says:
talkin eh um
Liam Bradley says:
n as usual h ewis like"" you backed up quaily "
stevie says:
aye same sitn oan the couch
stevie says:

stevie says:
helllfffy nite tho man
Liam Bradley says:
too sea
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
gone nex week?
stevie says:
dno man
stevie says:
wit u hinkn????
Liam Bradley says:
if a huv money aye
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
mate a prefer the crystal lounge
stevie says:
aye
stevie says:
mad upstair bit
Liam Bradley says:
a like it
Liam Bradley says:
jus sit n chill up ther
Liam Bradley says:
who wis a nippin? (kissing)
stevie says:
fuk nos man a honestly can not remember lol
Liam Bradley says:
a hink it wis that wee cara
Liam Bradley says:
a jus membr nippin mad burd
stevie says:
canae evn vaguely remember lol
Liam Bradley says:
canny mind who tho
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
a woud shag her man
stevie says:
wit wans at???????????
Liam Bradley says:
the wee one wae the darkish hair
stevie says:
canae member any ***** names
Liam Bradley says:
wann*
stevie says:
black dress
stevie says:
?
Liam Bradley says:
a hink so
stevie says:

Liam Bradley says:
we have our fun
stevie says:
a hate no bein able ae remember hings man
stevie says:
aye
stevie says:
m8 a fell
Liam Bradley says:
did yae ?
stevie says:
aye man
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
ss
stevie says:
ma fit is killin me
Liam Bradley says:
where did yae faw?
stevie says:
quite litrally lol
stevie says:
eh
stevie says:
doonstair sumwer lol
Liam Bradley says:
fs
Liam Bradley says:
wis a ther?
stevie says:
coz a kin member like sitn wae sum **** but no u a dont hink n lafn it evry **** fawn then a jus stood up n dekd it
Liam Bradley says:

Liam Bradley says:
who cood yae a bn way
stevie says:
fuk nos
Liam Bradley says:
aw mate man
Liam Bradley says:
we musta bn fukd
stevie says:
mustv bn man
stevie says:
coz ae the booze afore hawn

little recap of last night,

can hardly remember anything😐

try and translate my glasgwegian.

Wow, I'd like to just listen to that shit. I wish I could "mic you up" when you are going to town in that glasgwegian speak.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Wow, I'd like to just listen to that shit. I wish I could "mic you up" when you are going to town in that glasgwegian speak.

yeah you would be like "WTF" belch

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Out of time.

BBQ?

Back from it.

was it fun?

was there lots of other little 13 year old boys there? ermmhappy

I got bored and stayed inside to watch MTV. I only went swimming like, once.

And no.

swimming? were you nice and wet? nice little bathers on eh? ermmhappy

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
swimming? were you nice and wet? nice little bathers on eh? ermmhappy

creepermhappy