If women ruled the world ...
· Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
· PMS would be a legitimate defence in court.
· Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
· Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pocket.
· A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
· Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 30 pounds.
· Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
· "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
· Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.
· Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
· Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".
· Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
· Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles because there would be no pictures.
· Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful" and "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit".
· Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
· Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
· Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
· All toilet seats would be nailed down.
· Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
· TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.
· All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
· During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flashes and women would date 19 year olds.
· Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
· After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks.
If women ruled the world ... (women DO rule the world silly)
· Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. (EVIL WOMAN)
· PMS would be a legitimate defence in court. (and what about jock itch?)
· Men would get reputations for sleeping around. (we already do)
· Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pocket. (sure cuz only men hide their rings)
· A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. (huh?)
· Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 30 pounds. (men lose weight faster than women HAHAHA)
· Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. (dude it IS)
· "Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models. (porn is good)
· Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. (but........farting is fun)
· Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit. (I see this all the time)
· Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks". (winnie the pooh FTW)
· Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. (my Dad watched soap operas 😂)
· Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles because there would be no pictures. (pffft)
· Men would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful" and "Of course you don't look fat in that outfit". (when a woman asks does she look fat in those pants, EVERY answer is wrong)
· Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. (.................)
· Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. (we DO)
· Men would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car. (I like pop tarts)
· All toilet seats would be nailed down. (so we can pee on them?)
· Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. (that works both ways)
· TV news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute. (BLASPHEMY)
· All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. (and women in a premature ejaculation simulator)
· During mid-life crisis, men would get hot flashes and women would date 19 year olds. (haermm )
· Overweight men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly. (they do)
· After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait on their wives hand and foot. For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year old for six weeks. (I plan on doing this anyways)