Some guy hit my car on the rear bumpr. It was 100% his fault. Not too much damage. I'd have to replace the bumper only and get it painted to match.
He was in a 07 vete.
He said that he didn't want to have to deal with insurance so he handed me $1200 cash.
I then wiped my butt with those 12 $100 dollar bills very exaggerated with a scrunched up look on my face like I was getting the gremlins off of my anus.
I then threw all the bills in his face and recited his License plate numbers to him. (The plate was far from in view, so it was simply to freak him out with my memory.) I walked to my care nonchalantly (really, it was an exaggerated "I'm cool as hell" walk.) and said that he should be getting a call from the police soon enough.
Originally posted by dadudemon
Some guy hit my car on the rear bumpr. It was 100% his fault. Not too much damage. I'd have to replace the bumper only and get it painted to match.He was in a 07 vete.
He said that he didn't want to have to deal with insurance so he handed me $1200 cash.
I then wiped my butt with those 12 $100 dollar bills very exaggerated with a scrunched up look on my face like I was getting the gremlins off of my anus.
I then threw all the bills in his face and recited his License plate numbers to him. (The plate was far from in view, so it was simply to freak him out with my memory.) I walked to my care nonchalantly (really, it was an exaggerated "I'm cool as hell" walk.) and said that he should be getting a call from the police soon enough.
I would have done the same 😂
Originally posted by dadudemonThunderdome haermm
Some guy hit my car on the rear bumpr. It was 100% his fault. Not too much damage. I'd have to replace the bumper only and get it painted to match.He was in a 07 vete.
He said that he didn't want to have to deal with insurance so he handed me $1200 cash.
I then wiped my butt with those 12 $100 dollar bills very exaggerated with a scrunched up look on my face like I was getting the gremlins off of my anus.
I then threw all the bills in his face and recited his License plate numbers to him. (The plate was far from in view, so it was simply to freak him out with my memory.) I walked to my care nonchalantly (really, it was an exaggerated "I'm cool as hell" walk.) and said that he should be getting a call from the police soon enough.