The blonde couldn't call 911 because she couldn't find the 11 button on the phone.
The blonde couldn't work at the pharmaceutical company because she couldn't fit the bottles in the typewriter.
The blonde got burnt bobbing for french fries.
The blonde couldn't go water skiing because she couldn't find a lake with a slope on it.
The blonde thought the capital of California was "C".
The blonde returned a scarf because she thought it was too tight.
The blonde tore off the side of her house that had a fireplace, and blew up her neighbors house because her gas fireplace wouldn't work.
The blonde asked for illegal drugs at the salvation army,the state prison, and at the hospital.
The blonde asked for directions to her neighbors house.
The blonde robbed a blind pauper because he looked like Bill Gates.
The blonde thought that Mardi Gras was a French wine.
The blonde went to Italy to see if she could buy the "lovely boot" she saw on the map.