Jason Bourne (Matt Damon)vs. The Transporter (Jason Statham)

The Transporter is hired to deliver a package that is a governmental threat and Jason Bourne is sent in to intercept it. Both of them have a gun, but once face-to-face, they ditch the guns and decide to settle this hand-to-hand. The Transporter, unware of what he is about to deliver, is determined to get that package to it's destination. Who takes this?

Originally posted by six6six
The Transporter is hired to deliver a package that is a governmental threat and Jason Bourne is sent in to intercept it. Both of them have a gun, but once face-to-face, they ditch the guns and decide to settle this hand-to-hand. The Transporter, unware of what he is about to deliver, is determined to get that package to it's destination. Who takes this?

If there is a barrel of oil around and a smooth surface on the floor, the Transporter wins this in a quasi-homoerotic brawl.

If not, Bourne beats the shit out of him.

Originally posted by Robtard
If there is a barrel of oil around and a smooth surface on the floor, the Transporter wins this in a quasi-homoerotic brawl.

If not, Bourne beats the shit out of him.

The Transporter sucked. Never saw the sequel.

Stratham threw away his only chance when he ditched his gun lol.

Originally posted by Impediment
The Transporter sucked. Never saw the sequel.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dont forget a bicycle with detachable pedals.

and that.