Disaster Movie....

Started by Toku King3 pages
Originally posted by @st
Love the irony here, "Not another shallow hollywood movie"..... 🙄

Oh boy, a water joke. And underneath it is an Al Gore joke. Jeez, those haven't been around for years, now have they?
"Beat Down Movie" is still up for grabs, people.

Originally posted by Toku King
When people tell me that they like those movies, I always ask them how a human being can like something so stupid that it's a comedy without real jokes. Nobody ever has an answer for me, and try to change the subject.

I say, the same thing, but it's hard to reason with someone who thinks You Ne and Dupree>>>The Big Lebowski. Then they say I have crappy taste in movies because Date Movie made me physically ill

Originally posted by Toku King
"Scary Movie 4" had a bad trailer, and was a bad movie. Those had even worse trailers, so guess what that means?
And I also saw clips of a couple of those and damn, they were bad.

you're right. I actually watched them and they're worse than one can imagine.

Probably end being another number 1...they chose the wrong dude to play Carrie....Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse

Originally posted by Icy Ninja
How the hell can they spoof hancock its not even in theaters or incredibal hulk or Zohan movies that just came out, do they film these in a day. These people should just leave the movie industry

I saw the trailer and I was asking the same question. How did they pull a movie in less than three months? I get the feeling these guys just see the trailers for upcoming movies and summarize the story. Then they take the main character and have him/her bump, hit, or get kick....and that's the joke...

I'd swear...I've seen more funnier spoofs of the Dark Knight on Youtube made by amateurs than these two shit heads.

Also...what's with the Hip-hop music? Are they targetting a certain audience?

Why are they spoofing Juno...

It looks like the biggest pile of crap ever, as usual.

Ever since Scary Movie 2, the only one of their movies which I can say I actually liked was Superhero Movie.

Epic Movie, sucked.

Date Movie, sucked.

Scary Movie 3, sucked.

Scary Movie 4, SUCKED ASS.

yet you still watched them...even though you probably knew they were going to be cleavland steamers

Originally posted by jaden101
yet you still watched them...even though you probably knew they were going to be cleavland steamers
My father buys every movie that comes out...So I figured why not?

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
fixed😂

you know, contrary to popular belief, America isn't the only place in the world😐😂

Yeah, everyone just likes to believe we're the worst.

Well we are.

Hardly.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Well we are.

No. Not even close.

Originally posted by Prime#
I say, the same thing, but it's hard to reason with someone who thinks You Ne and Dupree>>>The Big Lebowski. Then they say I have crappy taste in movies because Date Movie made me physically ill

I never saw "Lebowski" nor "Dupree", and I will challenge anyone around me to say that "Date Movie" was good with a straight face.

Big Lebowski is the shit. I'm gonna go watch that movie again tonight. mmm

Haven't wasted my time with the latter Scary Movies, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, etc. and I won't waste my time watching this pile of shit.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
My father buys every movie that comes out...So I figured why not?

well...at least now you have an answer to that question

Originally posted by Toku King
When people tell me that they like those movies, I always ask them how a human being can like something so stupid that it's a comedy without real jokes. Nobody ever has an answer for me, and try to change the subject.

Here's an answer. It does have real jokes. 😱

Define "real joke", sir. I don't think Napoleon Dynamite had any real jokes, but everyone tells me it's funny. Movies like Date Movie at least had jokes such as Mr. Jinx (Meet the Parents) constipated and lighting a match afterward.

I think these movies are funny. They're stupid as hell. They're not going for Oscars. They're not trying to make you think or excite you with billion-dollar explosions. You're just supposed to turn your brain off and laugh.

That said, I'll see Disaster Movie 'cause I enjoyed Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet the Spartans (Scary Movie 3 and 4 are made by totally different people so there's no comparison to be made). I'm not expecting as much from this though.

Oh christ, I just saw the trailer for this, I mean seriously, Iron Man getting squashed by a cow, do people actually still laugh at crap like that? The only reason Im even bumping this god awful thread is to give a heads up that next year Sci Fi Movie comes out, so there doesnt seem to be an end yet...

Hmm Carmen Electra is in Disaster Movie, didnt see that coming... 😐

Someone should make a parody of these movies, doesnt have to be long, just show a short clip of Date Movie/Epic Movie/Disaster Movie and then cut to a shot of the audience, which is actually an empty theatre.

I was in line on Sunday for my third viewing of TDK. When I notice the poster for this shit. Every summer movie of this year will be spoof. I was reading earlier on IMDB that there is a scene in which they're going to make fun of Heath Ledger death...not Joker...Heath himself. I hope that's not the case. It would really be an A-hole thing to do.

If shit could shit...it would look exactly like Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg.