The totally immature 30 year olds club!

Started by WrathfulDwarf10 pages

This thread needs more TH. ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Nothing worse that an old member.
hahahahaha....yeah. that sounds funny. in an odd yet revolting sort of way, yeah?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
This thread needs more TH. ermm

tiredhiker

Hahahaha I dig this thread even though I'm turning 20 on tuesday

Originally posted by Bardock42
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

you are not your fvcking khakis.

Originally posted by Pablo G
Hahahaha I dig this thread even though I'm turning 20 on tuesday
Hah, but you already drink like a thirty year old on Friday night.

-5 years

Originally posted by KMC's Superboy
-5 years

You must be lying, you surely can't be 35.

yes i am

Jesus, please tell me you don't have children.

yes 3

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Jesus, please tell me you don't have children.

There's theories and "evidence" that Jesus does indeed have children.

Originally posted by KMC's Superboy
yes 3

Oh dear.

Originally posted by dadudemon
There's theories and "evidence" that Jesus does indeed have children.

Yeah, I think it's quite apprent I wasn't making that plea to Jesus.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Jesus, please tell me you don't have children.
crylaugh

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Jesus, please tell me you don't have children.

Okay, you are an honorary member here since there is no immature 20 year olds club. Congratulations.

Thanks very much.

You're welcome, sir.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
Jesus, please tell me you don't have children.
profiled, BTW. crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
profiled, BTW. crylaugh

Wow, you must really not like KMC'sSuperboy! 😱

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Wow, you must really not like KMC'sSuperboy! 😱
No, I think he is cool and shit, but the timing of chill's remark was impeccable. 😆