You vs. You 2 Years Ago

Let's say that you are pitted against yourself 2 years ago in a hand to hand, no weapons death match. There is no way out. There is no reasoning with one another. So, who wins, and who dies?

And as an added bonus, who wins if you are each handed samurai swords?

i think we would both just kill each other in the most dramatic way as we could.

2 years ago me would win

cause my face was fine back the, now I don't like fighting as much incase it damages my face more😆

plus back then I would stab me 😆

I'd kick my ass. 131

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'd kick my ass. 131

in epic style.

Me 2 years ago would destroy the current me

With or without samurai sword too.

I was such a douche two years ago. I would totally enjoy kicking my ass.

id fail

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'd kick my ass. 131

Two years ago me would go down. Definitely.

Originally posted by Toku King
Let's say that you are pitted against yourself 2 years ago in a hand to hand, no weapons death match. There is no way out. There is no reasoning with one another. So, who wins, and who dies?

And as an added bonus, who wins if you are each handed samurai swords?

Since I am a master swordsman and a excellent martial artist me against me would be a tie. The fight would go on forever.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Since I am a master swordsman and a excellent martial artist me against me would be a tie. The fight would go on forever.

Use the force Bruce.

me vs. me = superpokeplz

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Use the force Bruce.

Darkside or lightside force powers?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Darkside or lightside force powers?

which ever your most comfortable with

I think, had me two years ago lost, me now would not be here, as I would kill me two years ago if I won in a fight against the aforementioned me from two years ago.

So I guess what i'm trying to spit out is: Me two years ago kicks current me's ass...

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
which ever your most comfortable with

In that case part of me will use full on darkside powers. I hope someone bring me back from the darkside

I'd kill myself.

I'd presume that we'd retain our full intellect, or otherwise it wouldn't be "me." Given that, we'd probably work out some less violent solution. Either engage in some competition to see who gets to quickly kill the other as painlessly as possible, or simply chill in the battle zone until one of us died.

Uneventful, but true.

Of course, if I suspend my disbelief and actually pit myself against myself of two years ago, I feel like I'd win now. Might be a touch less in shape, but me from two years ago would hesitate more when it came to actual violence.

Also, lulz at Bruce's "the fight would last forever and we are both master swordsman." Narcissist much?

Originally posted by DigiMark007
I'd presume that we'd retain our full intellect, or otherwise it wouldn't be "me." Given that, we'd probably work out some less violent solution. Either engage in some competition to see who gets to quickly kill the other as painlessly as possible, or simply chill in the battle zone until one of us died.

Uneventful, but true.

Of course, if I suspend my disbelief and actually pit myself against myself of two years ago, I feel like I'd win now. Might be a touch less in shape, but me from two years ago would hesitate more when it came to actual violence.

Also, lulz at Bruce's "the fight would last forever and we are both master swordsman." Narcissist much?

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