Originally posted by dadudemon
Soooo, how're your bowel movements lately, man? I'd assume that they are just fine considering your fruity diet.
hmmNo one has ever asked me about my bowel movements before.
Yesterday, I found out that eating too many fruit snacks at one time gives me diarrhea. I think I lost about 2 pounds. 😂
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Listen to me my little fairyboy, you do what I say, when I say, now lift your eyelids and get ready for some brown.
Get the f*ck out of here, you fatass bitch. Look, I'll shit on you, then you can rub it on your tits and then have Quan lick it off your flabby manboobs.
How does that sound, ho?
Originally posted by TricksterPriestNot brutal enough.
Get the f*ck out of here, you fatass *****. Look, I'll shit on you, then you can rub it on your **** and then have Quan lick it off your flabby manboobs.How does that sound, ho?
How's about I take this here rusty screwdriver, and I tear out a rib or two, I fornicate with the new space where your rib used to be, then I take Quan over, and we can clamp off his tiny nuts and I jam them in your ass hole?
Sound good?
Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Not brutal enough.How's about I take this here rusty screwdriver, and I tear out a rib or two, I fornicate with the new space where your rib used to be, then I take Quan over, and we can clamp off his tiny nuts and I jam them in your ass hole?
Sound good?
Nah. Once I'm done shitting on bitches, I decapitate them and then f*ck their neck holes, using the blood and shit as lubrication.
You won't be doing shit, bitch.
Originally posted by TricksterPriestPfft...That's that pussy shit.
Nah. Once I'm done shitting on bitches, I decapitate them and then f*ck their neck holes, using the blood and shit as lubrication.You won't be doing shit, *****.
I prefer to take an ice cream scoop and take out their eyes, then I clean it out and dry it so I can fvck it raw!!!!