What if Leia and Luke switched places?

Started by General G6 pages

But then...I remember how loved and respected I am here! 😂

Trying to.

Oh you do and you know it.

Indeed.

Pardon?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
Indeed.
😂

darn... did "indeed." go out of style?

Highly unlikely with queeq.

😂

Indeed. 🙄

coolmovies is gonna hate fer this but I just thought reading the thread do you dream about star wars coolmovies dreams about luke and sunsets etc...if he's into that maybe he would like to see luke in the slave outfit leia wore...LOL....now theres a dream for him... 😆

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
coolmovies is gonna hate fer this but I just thought reading the thread do you dream about star wars coolmovies dreams about luke and sunsets etc...if he's into that maybe he would like to see luke in the slave outfit leia wore...LOL....now theres a dream for him... 😆

Whoa. lol

sweersa's intrigued as well.

nah hes just into female gungans..lol...what happened to that thread?..lol...it irritated some folks to no end..lol..hey sweersa u should make a female gungan smiley....(queeqs gonna kill me fer this one..lol)

Hahaha. Well that thread actually got somewhere and we now walk away smarter than we did before.

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
coolmovies is gonna hate fer this but I just thought reading the thread do you dream about star wars coolmovies dreams about luke and sunsets etc...if he's into that maybe he would like to see luke in the slave outfit leia wore...LOL....now theres a dream for him... 😆

YA RIGHT !!!! 🙄

You can see the excitement in his post.

If they made a new rocky horror flick I wonder how much $ mark hamill would charge to do that....lol...would be gross but funny for star wars fans..thats like the worst case scenario for "What if Leia and Luke switched places?"

Originally posted by Jedireaper
Luke is on the Tantive IV and gives R2 the data disk containing the Death Star read-outs, then gets captured by Vader after killing a few stormtroopers and is later interrogated to find the plans for the Empires Death Star.

Meanwhile, Leia is working the farm when the droids turn up. She cleans 'em and finds the message. Then R2 runs across the desert to Obi-Wan. She follows, loses a fight with some Gunguns, oops, Tuskan Raiders. Obi-Crackernobi arrives and rescues her and they return to his hut. Obi-Wan tells her that she should accompany him to Alderran.

After finding the family dead by Imp'y hands, Leia agrees to go.

Alderran goes kablewy as Luke doesn't reveal the information.

Han and Chewie take Crackernobi, Leia, and the droids to Alderr-blewy! and end up on the Death Star. Obi-Cracker had known before they had left Tatooine they'd end up here, to rescue Luke but didn't say anything.

After springing Luke Organa, much stronger than, Leia Skywalker, and ending up in a garbage shute Obiwan uses the force to save them, including chewie. Crackernobi gives Luke his lightsaber,telling him a certain point of view about his father. Then Obi-Wan Kenobi fights Vader, Luke is bewildered and is confused but Obi-Bum Hobobi is cut down by Vader. Run Luke, run ect.

Then Han and the party head for the *cliche* Jungle Moon of Yavin and Luke quickly studies a flight similator while the farm girl, who's gagging for Han, finds she is better left behind.

The Empires Death Spa arrives to blow up the Yavin moon but Luke Oregano and Wedge et'al go up agaist the metal, light beam shooting, ball of stormtroopers and Obi-Slum Tokyobi tells him to trust in the Force. Thus the Death Spa, the Empires mightiest washing maching, ka-ploads! And the Alliance of Dirty Clothes wins a battle.

Everything reverts to the medal ceremony, General Jan Dodonna gives the two pilots medals (Luke, Han ect...) and the film ends. Btw Vader is spinning.

The next film is easy, he ain't called Skywalker, Han runs from Leia. Everything is the same.

Now I could have been more serious but except for a few name alterations I waspetty realistic.. What yas think?

I think GL would kick your ass haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I think GL would kick your ass haermm

More like laugh at him.