Hancock Vs My Super Ex- Girlfriend

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Hancock Vs My Super Ex- Girlfriend

Hancock

Super sonic flight
super speed
super strength (Threw a beached sperm whale out a few hundred meters into the ocean with one hand)
Bullet proof
Regeneration
trigger word
extremely resourceful
not afraid to damage environment
willing to beat up kids

Super Ex-Girlfriend
Subsonic flight
Super speed
Super strength (Threw a great white shark at ex- boyfriend)
bullet proof
near invulnerability
mentally unstable
mighty breath which can cause severe gusts
mentally unstable again
bad temper

Scenario
They are at a Subway sandwich shop in new york, where an argument over a hoagie, escalates when they decide to take it outside.

who wins?

Hancock wins because his movie doesn't suck as much.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Hancock wins because his movie doesn't suck as much.

lol

Hancock from what I have seen in the trailer would beat this chick. 😐

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Hancock wins because his movie doesn't suck as much.
haermm

dude, i liked my super ex girlfriend. Movie is funny

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
dude, i liked my super ex girlfriend. Movie is funny

You know how I know you're gay?