Star Wars Ewoks

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Star Wars Ewoks

For those who didn't like the Ewoks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdd0edT-BeE

No, I still hate them. Catchy tune though.

At first I did not have anything against them, but after having watched that, I LOVE them 😄

They had help from Billy Dee Williams

Billy Dee rules. Excellent.

i went to a shop yesterday which had original plush Ewoks for sale at £10 each
did i buy one?

did i ****

You did... we know you did.

rumbled again!

😂

I think 30 years from now I will pass all opportunities to buy any Jar-Jar memorabilia.

I didn't hate him nearly as most other people but......

......I still don't like him.

You will.... you will....

To justify Ewoks beating stormtroopers is as follows:
-Home land advantage
-Primitive but effective animal instincts
-They worked well together (As a team)
-It was well planned out (Booby Traps set)
-Imperials were caught off guard
-Imperials had bad accuracy for blasters anyway (Did you see ANH?)
-Stormtroopers cant see shit in a helmet (Verified by Luke in ANH)

Not too hard to believe stormtroopers lost in the bush anyway
Hence, Ewoks Rule!

Errrm... defending the Ewoks just makes it worse. Not going too much into it makes them bearable...

Ewoks are fail.

Originally posted by queeq
Errrm... defending the Ewoks just makes it worse. Not going too much into it makes them bearable...

You know you thought the baby Ewoks were cute...I remember as a kid pausing at that shot and looking at how cute they were...and the noises they made...so cute, and so life like!

I am glad GL didn't CGI them in the 90s.

Good point. But there were a tad too cutesy for me.

Originally posted by queeq
Good point. But there were a tad too cutesy for me.

Hehe.

I WANT ONE!

For real? I hear they're hard to house train.

Originally posted by JediRobin23
To justify Ewoks beating stormtroopers is as follows:
-Home land advantage
-Primitive but effective animal instincts
-They worked well together (As a team)
-It was well planned out (Booby Traps set)
-Imperials were caught off guard
-Imperials had bad accuracy for blasters anyway (Did you see ANH?)
-Stormtroopers cant see shit in a helmet (Verified by Luke in ANH)

Not too hard to believe stormtroopers lost in the bush anyway
Hence, Ewoks Rule!

Yea, and have you ever been hit in the helmet with a rock? It's like a swish swish swish THUD... The horor...

WHEN EWOKS ATTACK!!!
YouTube video

Originally posted by queeq
For real? I hear they're hard to house train.

Yeah, they hang from things and swing around everywhere and hunt all other pets.

I think it would be illegal becuase they are intelligent...but who cares. It is like they talk or anything...right? Hahaha.