Leon S. Kennedy vs the B&B corps

Started by Solid Durandal3 pages

Again, he has fought invisible enemies before. That, and combined with the Chicago Typewriter, he would easily beat her.

Leon would spinkick those gliders 313

Why? Because the only reason I see Leon losing is the cold. That, and Crying needs a couple seconds to CHARGE HER LAZA

QFT

Originally posted by Nemesis X
These women are gonna die and if Snake was in this match, Leon would kill him too.
haermm

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
haermm

You know he would.

Snake would beat up, but wouldn't give him the finishing blow, and while Snake is turned around, Leon would blow Snake up by shooting a gas drum located conveniently near Snake.

Originally posted by Solid Durandal
You know he would.

Snake would beat up, but wouldn't give him the finishing blow, and while Snake is turned around, Leon would blow Snake up by shooting a gas drum located conveniently near Snake.

Snake like...Always kills his opponents when he beats them. 😐

Snake isn't like that pussy Batman foo!

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Snake like...Always kills his opponents when he beats them. 😐

Snake isn't like that pussy Batman foo!

Leon S Kennedy summons the powers of PIS

Dude. 😐

Speaking seriously, NO ONE PIS' himself into victory like Solid Snake, or Naked Snake.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Dude. 😐

Speaking seriously, NO ONE PIS' himself into victory like Solid Snake, or Naked Snake.

QUOTED FOR THE MOTHER ****ING TRUTH.

I mean seriously, with the right weapons or conditions, one of them beating Cyborg Ninja or Volgin is kinda believable...But beating them in H2H? 😬

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Dude. 😐

Speaking seriously, NO ONE PIS' himself into victory like Solid Snake, or Naked Snake.

Obviously you don't know anything about Leon S ******* Kennedy, so I'll give you the one thing that Snake has nothin on

Ashley Graham.

End of story.

Originally posted by Solid Durandal
Obviously you don't know anything about Leon S ******* Kennedy, so I'll give you the one thing that Snake has nothin on

Ashley Graham.

End of story.

Neither does Leon.

She made a pass at him...And he denied it.

F@G!!!! haermm

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Neither does Leon.

She made a pass at him...And he denied it.

F@G!!!! haermm

I don't blame Leon. Throughout most of RE4, Ashley non-stopped bitched at him, screaming, getting in the way of his shooting, and being completely useless. It's pure PIS Leon even managed to survive her.

Originally posted by Solid Durandal
I don't blame Leon. Throughout most of RE4, Ashley non-stopped bitched at him, screaming, getting in the way of his shooting, and being completely useless. It's pure PIS Leon even managed to survive her.
What's pure PIS is that a grown, good looking man like Leon after running for days shooting zombies, getting erections but not having the time to so much as beat off, and when he finally escapes...He denies a babe like Ashley. 😐

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
What's pure PIS is that a grown, good looking man like Leon after running for days shooting zombies, getting erections but not having the time to so much as beat off, and when he finally escapes...He denies a babe like Ashley. 😐

Because I doubt he would want to hear her say

LEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

again.

Besides, Ada is infinitely times better then Ashley.

Ada wasn't on the boat.

Straight up, I would have DEMANDED sex from Ashley.

She went back to Leon's and waited for him to arrive home

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After hearing her ***** for 12 hours straight, I would get away from her at any opportunity

He is on a tiny boat to America...That's a long trip.

Seriously, I would tell her to stfu, take off her clothes, and spread her legs.

We're turning this boat into the banana boat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_sled

😐

And who the **** said he was going back to America? He was probably going back into the Spanish Mainland where he could get a plane.

Leon didn't like the idea of banging the president's daughter.

F@g.

If anything, Leon still has a thing for Ada, given the half-assed romantic moments they share in Res. Evil 2. Leon likes bad girls...especially those who threaten him with guns.