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Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
definitely

the worst thing about our type of beds is that you are limited to your sexual positions😂

you can only do missionary or spooning.

I usually resort to the floor.

I need a new bed,

Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
or maybe we just don't like hurting our penises 😐

I, for one am not a huge fan of doing so.

same,

I would let ABS kick me in the balls though.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.

yeah 😆

done that too, I was drunk and tried to do it doggy, I hurt my head😆

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.

Im getting a new bed before my next girlfriend, so I have a few years.

*cries*

I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
same,

I would let ABS kick me in the balls though.

I wouldn't...

I love ABS and all, but my partners are not allowed to be kicked.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
same,

I would let ABS kick me in the balls though.

biscuits I wouldn't do that.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Indeed, I once had sex on a bunk bed, and she wanted to be on top, she bonked her head.
momma called the doctor and the doctor said

"NO MORE SEXCAPADES ON THE BUNK BED!"

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

I never had problems, but I never tried anythign crazy.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

things?

😐

Originally posted by @st
Im getting a new bed before my next girlfriend, so I have a few years.

*cries*

that may just qualify for the most depressing thing ever said on KMC!
Originally posted by Phucked Up
I wouldn't...

I love ABS and all, but my partners are not allowed to be kicked.

agreed.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

Top bunk? haermm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I've done things on a bunk bed. I didn't have any problems. stoned

😆

I love that smiley.

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
that may just qualify for the most depressing thing ever said on KMC!

Well it took 21 years to find my first, no telling how long to find my second. lol

Maybe if the bunkbed were queen, or king sized, that would be AWESOME!!!

but they're so ****in' tiny and you feel like your in danger the whole time so fight or flight mode kicks on and then shit gets crazy.

Originally posted by @st
Well it took 21 years to find my first, no telling how long to find my second. lol

petpet I have faith that you will be banging chicks in no time.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Top bunk? haermm

bottom dodgy

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

I love that smiley.

me too 😄

Originally posted by A Dose Of Vraya
Maybe if the bunkbed were queen, or king sized, that would be AWESOME!!!

but they're so ****in' tiny and you feel like your in danger the whole time so fight or flight mode kicks on and then shit gets crazy.

The one I may be getting has a full size bottom bunk, the futon type. My nephew will be on the top bunk, but if ladies are over, he's kicked out. haermm

Originally posted by Phucked Up
petpet I have faith that you will be banging chicks in no time.

Im hoping. 🙂

Cant let this shit go to waste. 😎

Originally posted by @st
Im hoping. 🙂

Cant let this shit go to waste. 😎

My shit's gone to waste for almost 4 years. cry