I'm the goddam batman!!

Started by Röland4 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yup. I know where you are going with this, but go ahead.

I shouldn't have to if you have seen at least one of the movies or read one of the comics.

Originally posted by Röland
I shouldn't have to if you have seen at least one of the movies or read one of the comics.
I have seen all the movies. Bullets bounce off his armor, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I have seen all the movies. Bullets bounce off his armor, right?

In Begins his armor is the Army issue Kevlar body suit for one and from what I've read he gets an upgrade in TDK. Secondly, pretty much every time he goes to fight a villain or criminal he relies on surprise so I really doubt you'll get a shot off.

But that's not what this thread is about, it's about something I thought was funny and I don't want to turn it into a VS thread. I was just wondering on why you say Batman is a sissy.

Originally posted by Röland
In Begins his armor is the Army issue Kevlar body suit for one and from what I've read he gets an upgrade in TDK. Secondly, pretty much every time he goes to fight a villain or criminal he relies on surprise so I really doubt you'll get a shot off.

But that's not what this thread is about, it's about something I thought was funny and I don't want to turn it into a VS thread. I was just wondering on why you say Batman is a sissy.

Just making a point. I am a decent shot with a pistol, and in the movies, not all his attacks are by surprise. A well placed shot to the face or eye and the Bat is toast.

Done. haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just making a point. I am a decent shot with a pistol, and in the movies, not all his attacks are by surprise. A well placed shot to the face or eye and the Bat is toast.

Done. haermm

Yeah, cuz you fought Batman.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, cuz you fought Batman.

He sure did. After he knocked out the batman, I peed in his butt.

Nice.

Originally posted by Scythe
Nice.

😆

😖hifty:

I'm looking forward to this new movie... I like Christian Bale as an actor. He's awesome.

Yeah, this new film looks great. Last movie seemed like Frank Miller's Batman, now with this new film, it seems to me like we're getting Frank Miller's Joker.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, cuz you fought Batman.
No, just saying if I did. It's not that hard, take aim and open fire. If you are a half decent shot, the Bat is a goner. How is he gonna react when a 9mm round strikes him in the face?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, just saying if I did. It's not that hard, take aim and open fire. If you are a half decent shot, the Bat is a goner. How is he gonna react when a 9mm round strikes him in the face?

The same could be said to anything, your interests as well, live alittle, this is a great Batman thread, don't rain on this parade with your "batman's a sissy" crud.

Originally posted by Scythe
The same could be said to anything, your interests as well, live alittle, this is a great Batman thread, don't rain on this parade with your "batman's a sissy" crud.

In light of recent posts, did you have to say "rain on this"? 😮‍💨

Originally posted by dadudemon
In light of recent posts, did you have to say "rain on this"? 😮‍💨

Who dat?

Originally posted by Scythe
Who dat?

I was just mentioning raining my yellow showers in some butts o' da batmon

Ohhhhh.

Originally posted by Scythe
The same could be said to anything, your interests as well, live alittle, this is a great Batman thread, don't rain on this parade with your "batman's a sissy" crud.
Batman is a sissy was a kidding remark. He asked how so, how is the Bat a sissy, I elaborated.

Not really a sissy, mind you. 😉

C3P0 gives golden showers for free. ✅

Goes to fast to be funny.

batman aint got any real powers 😬

unlike Batfink... 😄

I never liked Batman at all until I saw the last movie, I like how they showed how he became the Bat.

Whats with all the Batman hate?

He's the goddamn Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beat the hell out of you guys thats for sure haermm