Boy Scouts vs Girl Scouts

Okay, so this is a thought that popped into my head the other day.

Boy scouts learn about things like manners, etc, but a main thing they learn about are survival techniques in the wilderness, if shit happens/if technology fails for some reason.

A few days ago my friend Sarah and I were hanging out with a guy, and the topic of being a boyscout somehow became part of our conversation. Something he had done in front of us was something he learned in Boy scouts as a kid. My friend Sarah replies, "Oh wow, I never knew that."

The guy replies, "Well, didn't you learn that in girl scouts?"

My friend Sarah says, "No, we learned how to be nice little girls, and we learned how to work in the kitchen."

Now, I don't know how long my friend Sarah's been in the girl scouts, and I don't know much about the girl scouts, because I've never been involved with it. But, immediately after she said that, I wondered why the girl scouts aren't taught such handy stuff like the boy scouts learn. I mean, of course they are learning valuable things (I hope), but the Boy scouts are learning things that a person could find much more worthwhile when the time came to use some certain techniques.

So, do the girl scouts eventually learn the same as the Boy scouts?

If not, why?

Originally posted by Selphie
Okay, so this is a thought that popped into my head the other day.

Boy scouts learn about things like manners, etc, but a main thing they learn about are survival techniques in the wilderness, if shit happens/if technology fails for some reason.

A few days ago my friend Sarah and I were hanging out with a guy, and the topic of being a boyscout somehow became part of our conversation. Something he had done in front of us was something he learned in Boy scouts as a kid. My friend Sarah replies, "Oh wow, I never knew that."

The guy replies, "Well, didn't you learn that in girl scouts?"

My friend Sarah says, "No, we learned how to be nice little girls, and we learned how to work in the kitchen."

Now, I don't know how long my friend Sarah's been in the girl scouts, and I don't know much about the girl scouts, because I've never been involved with it. But, immediately after she said that, I wondered why the girl scouts aren't taught such handy stuff like the boy scouts learn. I mean, of course they are learning valuable things (I hope), but the Boy scouts are learning things that a person could find much more worthwhile when the time came to use some certain techniques.

So, do the girl scouts eventually learn the same as the Boy scouts?

If not, why?

http://www.girlscouts.org/program/program_opportunities/

boy scouts dont really learn survival techniques unless studying to become eagle scouts. really its all just camping and irrelevant merit badges. with that said, girl scouts are a useless organization built upon marketing cookies.

Well, if Penn and Teller are right the Boys Scouts are a racist, homophobe cult.

But damn, Girl Scouts are gay.

if a woman knows how to cook and carry herself nicely, she can always find a man to take care of her. She need not know how to camp, hunt, fish, etc. As long as she's nice, can cook what we bring home and has a working vagina, she's set for life.

Originally posted by Evil Dead
if a woman knows how to cook and carry herself nicely, she can always find a man to take care of her. She need not know how to camp, hunt, fish, etc. As long as she's nice, can cook what we bring home and has a working vagina, she's set for life.

Hence, though.. the theory of college debt as a setback. I was scared for my life and quit. Did you know that all the cool girls start at a private school and drop out, right away?????? Know why? (Just for the experience.) I dropped out starting my senior year, but moved home and did online starting my junior year.

Sororities are the new girl scouts!

I never made it to Boy Scouts. As a Cub Scout who never bought the Cub Scout book from the department store in town, the only thing I ever accomplished was chewing off my yellow bandana and was not invited back.

Originally posted by Selphie
Okay, so this is a thought that popped into my head the other day.

Boy scouts learn about things like manners, etc, but a main thing they learn about are survival techniques in the wilderness, if shit happens/if technology fails for some reason.

A few days ago my friend Sarah and I were hanging out with a guy, and the topic of being a boyscout somehow became part of our conversation. Something he had done in front of us was something he learned in Boy scouts as a kid. My friend Sarah replies, "Oh wow, I never knew that."

The guy replies, "Well, didn't you learn that in girl scouts?"

My friend Sarah says, "No, we learned how to be nice little girls, and we learned how to work in the kitchen."

Now, I don't know how long my friend Sarah's been in the girl scouts, and I don't know much about the girl scouts, because I've never been involved with it. But, immediately after she said that, I wondered why the girl scouts aren't taught such handy stuff like the boy scouts learn. I mean, of course they are learning valuable things (I hope), but the Boy scouts are learning things that a person could find much more worthwhile when the time came to use some certain techniques.

So, do the girl scouts eventually learn the same as the Boy scouts?

If not, why?

YouTube video

Boy scouts, cuz they wouldnt let this shit happen

how would boys scouts have prevented this?

Originally posted by Evil Dead
if a woman knows how to cook and carry herself nicely, she can always find a man to take care of her. She need not know how to camp, hunt, fish, etc. As long as she's nice, can cook what we bring home and has a working vagina, she's set for life.

This.

Also, girlscouts should teach girls how to deepthroat. And love it.

Originally posted by Selphie

A few days ago my friend Sarah and I were hanging out with a guy, and the topic of being a boyscout somehow became part of our conversation. Something he had done in front of us was something he learned in Boy scouts as a kid. My friend Sarah replies, "Oh wow, I never knew that."

The guy replies, "Well, didn't you learn that in girl scouts?"

At this point...I thought it was some sort of sex joke...

Originally posted by Schecter
how would boys scouts have prevented this?

boy scouts would have punched those whores in the mouth had they tried to steal their money. If they were on the news, it'd be with for catching a beat down by 10 year olds not for stealing money.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
YouTube video

Boy scouts, cuz they wouldnt let this shit happen

I have a new mission in life.

I'm going to find these girls, and rape them.

Then I will take her money and her stupid starbucks drink. I will then shove her starbucks drink into her pussy.

I will then rape her again. In the butt.

Originally posted by BackFire
I have a new mission in life.

I'm going to find that girl, and rape her.

Then I will take her money and her stupid starbucks drink. I will then shove her starbucks drink into her pussy.

I will then rape her again. In the butt.

Which girl?

Originally posted by Evil Dead
boy scouts would have punched those whores in the mouth had they tried to steal their money. If they were on the news, it'd be with for catching a beat down by 10 year olds not for stealing money.

a nine year old cub scout would have done all that?

Originally posted by Schecter
a nine year old cub scout would have done all that?

Of course, Superman was a boy scout.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Which girl?

Both

I changed the wording to reflect my incoming forced threesome.

Originally posted by Schecter
a nine year old cub scout would have done all that?

yes. he would have given those sluts a quick kick to the puss then elbowed their jaws into next week. afterward he'd probably rob them just to show that he could only to throw their money back in their faces.

man my troop was a bunch of nancyboys. i feel gyped.