The Official What Did You Have For Breakfast Thread (No Spam!)
Opening, By Red
Friends, Well Wishers, and Well Wishers and Friends. Today marks a monumental rebirth of The Eclectic Lovers/livestock/lesbians/luthors/lemons/lords/leviathans In Tasmania Eh?(ELITE). Do you know how long this moment has been cradled in a thought sack? As far as we are concerned, far too long, for any of us to wait any longer. It’s time for action! And Social Up-Evil! We will ride and take back the fair paradise that we call Killermovies Forums, and have sex all over it, to ensure that it is ours until we grow bored with it again! A rebirth was more imminent that Michael Jackson’s comeback attempt flopping!(it helps users by comparing things in terms of scale). The Elites are the overseers of all that is holy, all that was biblical. We are so sure in our amazingness that we use the arc of the covenant as a drink coaster! The fate of the fair KMC, NAY, the World, NAY, more important than that, THE INTERNET, lies in the very rebirth of this presumptuous thread. Now, if you are a mod of sorts, you may be asking yourself. Say, what is this team’s purpose anyway? Well to answer your question in the most ignorant way possible, we treat our fellow e-brothers and sisters to the up most respect and dignity. There’s no demoralizing e-pantsing in this society! We even take long journeys when our revenue is up to lend a hand to our brothers and sisters in the distant and primal lands of hero chat and CBR. We don’t do what we do for the money or funny or the glamour. We’re real people, trying to make a difference in the rough everyday world that we call KMC. I mean, Sentry or Apollo beating Superman? Are you loony! All because of the courageous Faceman! Now you may be groaning thinking that all we do is help ignorant people, and ignore fun! Well you have some nerve mister…Because we have heaps of fun! When things get dull, we usually send one of our more intelligent users into this thread to say “Hi.” or “How’s it going?” To liven things up, it can be quite a riot! Now I know, upon reading this awe inspiring piece, you may very well already have your clothes off. But wait for one moment there’s more. If you are a result of aid from our prestigious secret society that isn’t such a secret, than you may very well want to direct anything to either Smurph, Red, or Marty. Smurph accepts irrelevant Canadian currency, Red accepts buttons from rain coats, and Marty will take food, any food at all, because of how desperate he is to feed himself because he lives in the harsh wilderness that is Australia. Ignore any plea from Batdude and or Jason, for they are socially incompetent and therefore wealthy. Basically, one can get the general understanding that it’s for the best of all the internet, and one giant orgasm may erupt across cyberspace because of it. Frankly it’s long over do, and we, the great KMCers, shouldn’t torture you any further by stalling. Now then, Ladies And Gentlemen living With Your Parents, Without further ado We bring you, the 9th Wonder of the World!
The Official What Did You Have For Breakfast Thread (No Spam!)