Advice for Zimbo

This is where we will post any advice for Zimbo as requested in his a little advice please thread. The advice I am posting relates to determining the approach of hitting on a girl by seeing what she drinks, working out her personality from that and then choosing the right plan of attack, oops sorry I mean the right Approach.

Drink : Beer.
Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink : Blender drinks with umbrella.
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

Drink : Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre box)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.

Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc
Personality : Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is...and you're in.

Drink : Baileys.
Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.

Drink : Shots (Vodka, Aftershock etc.).
Personality : Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.

AND IF SHE DOES TEQUILA BODY-SHOTS, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!

Zimbo I hope this helps a little, if more advice required I suggest you find a more suitable and saner place to get it from.

go for the last one Zimbster

heheh...good examples!

Good suggestions.

My advice to zimbo is to watch movies with better actors. Vin Disiel is not a good actor.

my advice is never get your hopes up about a girl, they will crush you.

not if you got the upper hand

which isnt always possible, its bad to get your hopes up, always expect the worst, that way you will never get hurt.

or just dont allow your self to be totally lost emotionally

that too, but im young, i dont know any better...well i didnt. i do now

thats not always correct! I'm not going into details but guys can be cunts as well as girls. so dont make your the victims, lads!

never the victim

*scowls*

Why is that advice only for ZImbo?

*scowls again*

Now now.... have some...err... water. 😄

*scowls yet again*

😂

Originally posted by Lara
thats not always correct! I'm not going into details but guys can be cunts as well as girls. so dont make your the victims, lads!

OK then here's a similar one for men:-
IF MEN DRINK:

Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.

Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor / student and wants to get laid.

Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid.

Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.

Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.

Vodka or Brandy : Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.

Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.

Whisky : He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.

Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.

Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.

Gin & Tonic: Closet homosexual, overcompensating by trying to get laid as much as possible.

Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff ice, Vodka mule, etc : He's gay (Blatantly).

Originally posted by queeq
Why is that advice only for ZImbo?

I'd say both statements are pretty unethical seeming as you cannot simply tell