What is the nastiest thing you would do for a billion dollars?

In this thread...just list some of the grossest and nastiest things you would consider doing for the stated amount of money.

Watch 14 hours worth of television containing Roseanne Barr.

that's just flat out torture..lol

Tell me about it. I'm just waiting till terrorists film a movie with Fran Drescher and Roseanne laughing for an hour and half straight. It'll be the day everyone's head explodes.