I was almost killed.

So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.

We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.

Originally posted by TRH
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.

We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.

Glad you're still alive.

You can still listen to SOAD!!!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Glad you're still alive.

You can still listen to SOAD!!!

And SOAD rocks

What an idiot! Glad your okay.

And the moon does look awesome tonight.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
What an idiot! Glad your okay.

And the moon does look awesome tonight.

Originally posted by TRH
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.

We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.

Dude, that shit's crazy.

I'm so happy to see you're alive.

Originally posted by TRH
Yes, thank goodness, at least I would have been severely injured.

And SOAD rocks

Damn, good thing you are alive mane.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Dude, that shit's crazy.

I'm so happy to see you're alive.

And thank you.

I'm alive and kicking, a little shaken.

Good to hear you're unharmed Paddy. I hate idiot drivers like that.

Oh shittles, tell me if he gets out of prison, I'll kill him for ya.

Originally posted by TRH
So me and my friend and my dog are in front of my building and we hear this crashing noise, normally we would have been in the back were this noise was coming from but we were in the front.
Immediately the thought came to my mind, "its a wreck out on the road".
So we bolt around with my dog to the back of my home and we come face to face with a deadly situation.
There is a man driving a car through the backyards, if he turns left, he would takes out my neighbors dish, if he turns to the right, he would hits me, my friend and my dog, he turned away from us and destroys a pole and my neighbors satellite dish.
I turn to my friend he takes my dog and I run towards the car, the driver is dead drunk, one of my neighbors, another neighbor is screaming attempting to get him out of the car, by pulling him out.
He then steers towards my grandmother building but makes a sharp turn and slams into a car, and through the grass and jumps out of the car and runs to hide. At this point I lose my temper and start shouting at him "what the **** were you doing you crazy idiot" several times, I just lost it, my dog would have definitely been killed on any normal night had it not been for the moon.

We gave a statement, on any normal night, had we not have been looking at the moon, we would have been right there and killed, he almost hit several buildings.
Thank god the moon was full or I would be dead or in a hospital.

I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.

Look out for Scythe, he's gonna kill you after you get done getting ass raped in prison.

Thank you, Thank you.

Yeah, he has been arrested for drunk stuff before, this time he might not get out so quickly.

I just can't believe he drove right thorough the backyards

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
I'm sorry, I just had too much to drink.

Originally posted by TRH
Thank you, Thank you.

Yeah, he has been arrested for drunk stuff before, this time he might not get out so quickly.

I just can't believe he drove right thorough the backyards

Drunk driving is really really lame...I've lost 2 good friends from drunk driving.

When you get older, you'll look back and think that this story is hilarious. You'll tell your kids about it to deter them from getting slobbering drunk in highschool.

It might have been more humorous if he wasn't drunk.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Look out for Scythe, he's gonna kill you after you get done getting ass raped in prison.

Then back to square one after that...

Hmm, I should invent some kind of Ass-Chap and sell it only in American Prisons, the idea sounds stupid but $14 million bucks in sales would say otherwise.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Drunk driving is really really lame...I've lost 2 good friends from drunk driving.

When you get older, you'll look back and think that this story is hilarious. You'll tell your kids about it to deter them from getting slobbering drunk in highschool.

It might have been more humorous if he wasn't drunk.

Yeah,ha, this guy has been in and out of jail for beer related problems for years and hes like 50.