Who can beat an peak-form African male lion...

Started by psycho gundam5 pages

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
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I can't believe people actual think the lion has a chance...

These are guys that bust through brick walls in the midst of combat, fight dozens of armed men in close quarters and not only survive but clean house while sustaining minimal damage and all bench above 800lbs. These guys are more monster than man and they would all destroy a lion.

the lion has more than a chance, it's a male lion for christ's sake. lions drag 520 kg + wildebeest and zebra around, fight off hyena, and male lions battle for dominance all the time.

this is a rare occasion, this fight is actually 100% pure PIS.
i say this because unlike superman losing to toyman or some other lame villain, lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!) are actual living creatures that were then placed into comic form and put into ridiculous situations to make the hero/villain look tough. punisher giving that polar bear a right cross is......wow, normally that feat would be considered suicide by the inuit, so i will take that with a grain of salt the size of a basketball. you know, it's not like polar bears take swats to the face during their lives, the north pole is a peaceful habitat where male bears get everything they need/want without a fight........

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
😆 What happened next? 😆

Well, Gnucci's henchman didn't fair so well...

Then the other 2 bears woke up as well and, well, then Ma Gnucci...

Originally posted by psycho gundam
the lion has more than a chance, it's a male lion for christ's sake. lions drag 520 kg + wildebeest and zebra around, fight off hyena, and male lions battle for dominance all the time.

And which part of that makes you think that a lion would have a chance here?

You are looking at a group where several of the men have gotten into fights with hundreds of armed assassin where they not only won the fight but avoided any serious injury. How many men with swords could a lion beat? Three? Four? Five? Would he live long enough afterwards for it even to matter? Not only is everyone on this list faster and stronger than a lion, they have faced down and come out victorious against thing 10 levels more dangerous than any lion on a logarithmic scale. It isn't even a contest. These aren't normal humans. They aren't even close.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
the lion has more than a chance, it's a male lion for christ's sake. lions drag 520 kg + wildebeest and zebra around, fight off hyena, and male lions battle for dominance all the time.

this is a rare occasion, this fight is actually 100% pure PIS.
i say this because unlike superman losing to toyman or some other lame villain, lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!) are actual living creatures that were then placed into comic form and put into ridiculous situations to make the hero/villain look tough. punisher giving that polar bear a right cross is......wow, normally that feat would be considered suicide by the inuit, so i will take that with a grain of salt the size of a basketball. you know, it's not like polar bears take swats to the face during their lives, the north pole is a peaceful habitat where male bears get everything they need/want without a fight........


hmm so you really think a lion could take Captain america he lifts more then a 1000 lbs

he can run as fast as a cheetah. he has faster reflexes then the lion he is way smarter. and can take hits from things way stronger then the lion

and with spiderman the lion cant do anything to him

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
And which part of that makes you think that a lion would have a chance here?

You are looking at a group where several of the men have gotten into fights with hundreds of armed assassin where they not only won the fight but avoided any serious injury. How many men with swords could a lion beat? Three? Four? Five? Would he live long enough afterwards for it.


I'm pretty sure 3 men with swords would kill one lion

Originally posted by jalek moye
I'm pretty sure 3 men with swords would kill one lion

So do I.

Originally posted by jalek moye
hmm so you really think a lion could take Captain america he lifts more then a 1000 lbs

he can run as fast as a cheetah. he has faster reflexes then the lion he is way smarter. and can take hits from things way stronger then the lion

and with spiderman the lion cant do anything to him

well, cap DEAD LIFTS 1000lbs or benches 800+ pounds in optimal conditions or with extreme effort, and one's dead lifting strength may seldom come into play when fighting a lion, maybe cap will use his legs to push the lion off of him.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uSNvEpH2L1o

^ronnie coleman's awe inspiring 2300 lbs leg press...yeah it's real.

though impressive, the weights weren't trying to rip his throat out.

but that maneuver is also a double-edged sword because large cats cave strong curved claws made for holding onto prey, and if the lion's teeth are sunk into any flesh, kicking or lifting the lion off of you might remove some vitals.

but i do agree that spidey has the best chance of survival, everyone else imo is going to need a big band-aid.

They could all take a lion. Some people are forgetting that these guys are well above real life humans physically and mentally.

Originally posted by StyleTime
They could all take a lion. Some people are forgetting that these guys are well above real life humans physically and mentally.
if that was directed at me, i'm not forgetting anything.

the thread question is vague to me because it looks like the characters are fighting a real life lion so i have to apply real life logic towards it, and since it was never mentioned that it is a comic book lion i think i'm in the right.

if it were movie versions of the characters versus a real lion, the lion eats all of these guys save maybe spider-man. but if it's a comic "lie-on" then i guess the heroes win because comic lions are stuffed with cotton anyway.

p.s. punisher called those polar bears "docile", usually that would be considered an oxymoron. oh well, it's a comic bear.

The bear had just woken up before he decked it in the grill.

Originally posted by illadelph12
The bear had just woken up before he decked it in the grill.
thats probably more hazardous than hitting it when it's fully awake.

Originally posted by Scoobless
I can't believe how many of you think a Human can fight a Lion and win ... The only one fast enough to outrun it would be Spider-Man, he's also the only one who would be strong enough to hurt it.

Poking out it's eyes? there's just no way that would work, to do that they'd have to get past the claws and teeth of an animal that weighs around 500lbs of almost solid muscle.

Without weapons nobody other than S-M even stands a chance.


You really think the people on the list are that far behind Dr. Doom(without armor) in h2h combat ability...

http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1037sl.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1047fn.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1058tt.jpg
http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1068pb.jpg

Originally posted by darthgoober
You really think the people on the list are that far behind Dr. Doom(without armor) in h2h combat ability...

http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1037sl.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1047fn.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1058tt.jpg
http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=doom1068pb.jpg

too bad the writers forgot that a male lion's mane is for exactly protecting itself from that attack, and also shielding itself from the patented lion air pipe bite.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
too bad the writers forgot that a male lion's mane is for exactly protecting itself from that attack, and also shielding itself from the patented lion air pipe bite.

Nah, Doom just kicks that much ass 😉 .

Originally posted by psycho gundam
the thread question is vague to me because it looks like the characters are fighting a real life lion so i have to apply real life logic towards it, and since it was never mentioned that it is a comic book lion i think i'm in the right.

Actually the threads about a "peak" lion ... basically the Captain America of Lions.

😂

Originally posted by psycho gundam
too bad the writers forgot that a male lion's mane is for exactly protecting itself from that attack, and also shielding itself from the patented lion air pipe bite.

Nah it just doesn't proved enough damage absorption against men who punch through brick walls / bullet proof glass and kick trees in half, to matter.

Psycho has a point, but it's comics, so we have to ignore shit like that on occasion.

In all seriousness, given the rediculous shit that these guys do on a daily basis, a Lion is pretty much cake.

Now a cyborg lion, that might be tough. 😖hifty:

doom knows all the pressure points im sure, and is super super familiar with anatomy

Originally posted by george '06
doom knows all the pressure points im sure, and is super super familiar with anatomy
not a woman's anatomy 😛

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Nah it just doesn't proved enough damage absorption against men who punch through brick walls / bullet proof glass and kick trees in half, to matter.
all those things you listed can't move let alone catch and tear a zebra to pieces.