Which attack would hurt the surfer the most

This is a surfer that basically got caught off guard, which attack would he feel the most.

*Cyclops full optic blast, the full power for 10 seconds.
*Superman heat vision to the max for 10 seconds.
*A yell from black bolt at full power for 5 seconds. Non skrull bolt.
*A Hammer toss from thor
*Wolverine gets 2 free shot anywhere in the chest area
*Flash running at top speed punching him in the chest
*The blob falling on him from cloud height while increasing his mass

Which one would have a major impact on a surfer that isnt paying attention and isnt aware of the attack. He is basically caught off guard.

black bolt imo(if ihe's not a skrull that is)

Blackbolt because his yell is theoretical in power but whispers have been devastating.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Blackbolt because his yell is theoretical in power but whispers have been devastating.

A nutshot from Gorgon.

Originally posted by King Kandy
He yelled at Apocalypse and it didn't do shit.

dur

Originally posted by Scoobless
A nutshot from Gorgon.

the one thing i know that would put norrin in a coma would be to miss-label a dvd of of "2 girls, 1 cup" starring shalla-bal and mantis, and have him watch it.

Thats classic apocalypse and back then he was shrugging off almost any attack that came towards him.

The guy was a beast.

Apoc is laughable. You can't just ignore every bad showing he's had since then.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Apoc is laughable. You can't just ignore every bad showing he's had since then.

It happen to characters, just look at darksied, hes more of a laugh than apocalypse, he basically bleed from the mouth by a bat kick. Or gladiator, a guy that has busted planets, flown through stars, and move planets like candy but he couldnt take down cannonball. Or champion, the guy that destroys planet on a regular and knows every martial art ever existed in the entire universe but he got his ribs crushed by thing and lost.

These things happen to villians because they are meant to make the heros look good. I wont be surprised to open up a book and seeing spiderman owning apocalypse. Writers are so stupid.

BB attack first and then flashes punch.

blob splap pwns all!

Blackbolt because even with a little whisper, he can level down a mountain.

Originally posted by carver9
It happen to characters, just look at darksied, hes more of a laugh than apocalypse, he basically bleed from the mouth by a bat kick. Or gladiator, a guy that has busted planets, flown through stars, and move planets like candy but he couldnt take down cannonball. Or champion, the guy that destroys planet on a regular and knows every martial art ever existed in the entire universe but he got his ribs crushed by thing and lost.

These things happen to villians because they are meant to make the heros look good. I wont be surprised to open up a book and seeing spiderman owning apocalypse. Writers are so stupid.

Originally posted by carver9
It happen to characters, just look at darksied, hes more of a laugh than apocalypse, he basically bleed from the mouth by a bat kick. Or gladiator, a guy that has busted planets, flown through stars, and move planets like candy but he couldnt take down cannonball. Or champion, the guy that destroys planet on a regular and knows every martial art ever existed in the entire universe but he got his ribs crushed by thing and lost.

These things happen to villians because they are meant to make the heros look good. I wont be surprised to open up a book and seeing spiderman owning apocalypse. Writers are so stupid.

Quit ignoring context. Darkseid was depowered most of that book, and had just taken a shot from Highfather's wonder staff.

Canonball's power let him survive Gladiator, and he knocked Gladiator's confidence for a loop. He didn't actually beat him.

Champion purposely depowered himself for the ring.

As for Apoc: every showing taking place after X-factor 68, is a depowered Apocalypse.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Quit ignoring context. Darkseid was depowered most of that book, and had just taken a shot from Highfather's wonder staff.

Canonball's power let him survive Gladiator, and he knocked Gladiator's confidence for a loop. He didn't actually beat him.

Champion purposely depowered himself for the ring.

As for Apoc: every showing taking place after X-factor 68, is a depowered Apocalypse.

agreed but theres one thing that I just dont agree with, even if darkseid was at 50% of his power batman still shouldnt have been able to hurt him. Batman is a mere human, thats basically saying that if darkseid was at a 100% and you were to double batman strength that batman would still inflict pain on darksied.

A hammer throw from Thor imo.

Originally posted by Priest
A hammer throw from Thor imo.

..... to the nuts.

Originally posted by carver9
agreed but theres one thing that I just dont agree with, even if darkseid was at 50% of his power batman still shouldnt have been able to hurt him. Batman is a mere human, thats basically saying that if darkseid was at a 100% and you were to double batman strength that batman would still inflict pain on darksied.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
had just taken a shot from Highfather's wonder staff.

Seriously what was Kirby thinking?