Pure nonsense

Ok, so here's the deal.
If you're looking for sentences that make sense, you're at the wrong place. Here, it will serve as the liberator of the nutcase we all have somewhere inside us.
Only 30% of our thoughts are formulated correctly. What about the others? Well, they're here.

The granny goat gave some milk to the door before the ball of the hamster listening to lasagna.

Hey Copernicus, get to the back of the line with your shoes and your shirt.

The light is on only if darkness is closed.

Nazis versus the moon: who will tip better?

I am the fire of hate, I am the destroyer of worlds.

If both trains are in the station neither can move as long as the other is there.

Seems to me the nickel is out of luck. Tough luck tiny moose.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I am the fire of hate, I am the destroyer of worlds.

That poopied.

Tough titty, purveyor of parasols

If your shoe is untied, make sure you count to potato whilst dancing the Macarena.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
That poopied.

Who is he, who is not? He's not it.

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Hey Copernicus, get to the back of the line with your shoes and your shirt.

What is on the table that is not under the rug?

Why is the sky made of blueberries and marshmallows?

Why is the rum always gone?

Why is the people drinking rhum who is always gone are always gone the gun.

Why is the pepsi always gone?

Maybe squirrels crosschecking a coackroach fuses into a Tie Domi

Heyy honey, thats some fine aligator youre protecting from the Koreans, it almost makes my auntie wanna chop pork...!