I don't know about worst ever made,
but here are the worst I ever saw in a theatre:
5. Candyman 2 - Y'know, when it comes to crappy films, my mind mind doesn't retain too much memory fot them. I honestly can't remember a single shot of this movie. I just remember not leaving the theatre b'cuz I was on a date at the time & we were watching this at her suggestion.
And I didn't want to be rude. Or maybe I just didn't want to lessen my chances of getting laid that night by criticizing her choice of film to see.
Or those two things the same thing?
And I can't even remember if I did end up gettin' any that night.
Forgettable movie, forgettable date, why am I still writing about it?
4. One of those g%dd@mn Freddy Kruger movies. I think that the quality was bad enough that it caused my brain to forget most of it, to the point that I can't remember which one it was. All I remember is that it was one of the sequels and that one of the blood vessels in my eyes popped because I wouldn't listen to it's silent yet violent twitching cries for mercy.
3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.
Probably the only movie that I ever sat thru where upon the diasterous feeling that resulted from watching it, along with the diaster that the movie itself is, overwhelmed the story of diaster that the movie was supposed to depict.
I may have survived watching this movie,
but the sane aspect of my mind & every part of my soul have been permanently scarred.
A diaster flick in every sense that is possible to imagine.
2. Graphitti Bridge - Oh lawd....
1. Thorr The Barbarian - The fact that it was spelled with 2 'r's should have been a tip off.
I don't doubt that you'll all be surprised, but what I really hate is "Gandhi". It's politically correct racism. The white Christian priest has weaker faith in his own god than Gandhi does. The white guy's scared of the thugs but the brown guy isn't. Surprise surprise, the brown guy knows everything about Jesus and the white priest knows nothing! And of course, the white American reporter pronounces Gandhi's name wrong, and later reports that any morality the West had is gone, etc. And the depiction of the British as complete and utter "white devils" whose only goal is to conquer the universe into their Galactic...I mean, British Empire, is unbearable. In fact, it's actually quite cartoonish. Looking back, it's actually quite suprising that Grand Moff Tarkin didn't appear out of nowhere and announce that the new "Imperialist" class battleship will now make the Gala...ahem, British Empire invincible as it's the "ultimate power in the universe".
Very interesting fact about Gandhi is that he was racist. He openly despised Africans and black Indians; he only fought for the rights of the lighter-skinned people of northern India. In at least one speech he pretty well refers to Africans as spear-chuckers. Of course, all that was (probably knowingly) omitted for the movie in order to perpetuate the dillusional, wildly anti-historical liberal mythology and belief system.
And another thing that enrages me about that crappy movie was the Mahatma Gundu's depiction as a ridiculously Christ-like messiah who was all-knowing, always right, and people were weeping at his hand and all that bullcrap. And he was dumb enough to think that non-violence would work against Hitler (he actually believed that in real life). I mean, c'mon, nobody can be that dumb. France tried non-violence and look where it got them.
Originally posted by UKR
And another thing that enrages me about that crappy movie was the Mahatma Gundu's depiction as a ridiculously Christ-like messiah who was all-knowing, always right, and people were weeping at his hand and all that bullcrap. And he was dumb enough to think that non-violence would work against Hitler (he actually believed that in real life). I mean, c'mon, nobody can be that dumb. France tried non-violence and look where it got them.
Ghandi slept with children....,what kind of violence is that?
no Ishtar?
The worst movie ever made is "Black Dahlia". No, not the one with Josh Hartnett, etc. This one:
I wouldn't say it's the worst movie I've ever seen, but I really cannot give the smallest sh*t about Cloverfield. The monster may have been creepy enough, but when this 30-story, "Shoop-da-Whoop"-mouthed monster is outweighed in creepiness by dog-sized bugs, something is wrong in terms of the ulterior motives. Anything I liked was outweighed by the ankle-deep stock characters, tastelessly mediocre-at-best performances, and over exaggerrated effort at a concept that to this has still only worked with "The Blair Witch Project".
I also found myself humored with Never Back Down. It's a 5/10 at best IMO, and while I do like MMA as a sport, I do not like how they did nothing more than take the Karate kid's general concept, and tack on the modern-day MMA without any inspiration to make it even marginally original. This is usually a cliche' that I find to be a classic but it was just made too blatant, and had no heart to it. Granted, Djimon Hounsou's still awesome, I'll give the movie that much, but overall, it's just what Step Up would be if they used MMA, it has the same smug and virtually brainless kids, about as much originality in presenting a sense of anarchy within the characters, and a not-too believable "sidekick" character.
Oh, and I also saw Dead or Alive, knowing full well its fate (I don't even like the games much, really). But the promotional pictures just amused me too much to ignore it. For example, the shot where the five female leads, all wielding poorly made stainless-steel Katanas (which they were holding incorrectly, by the way) standing over a bunch of dead purple samurai, half of whom were visibly awake.