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Originally posted by Mandos
You know my friend, there was a way. You see, most dancers are always getting grabbed everywhere, and they have to support it. But it ain't fun. I touched her in a way no one else ever did, which caused a reaction: she wasn't only doing it for the money, she was tunred on and horny and she had fun and became wilder. After that I did everything I wanted.

PS: Note she is a dancer, so it does not incluse oral sex nor sex, and that I was drunk, otherwise would never have done it.

ok but you didn't get het number?

SCORE!!!!!

Originally posted by Röland
Good.

I see what you did there. I hate you. awehuhs

but I love you 🙁

Originally posted by Mandos
I touched her in a way no one else ever did, which caused a reaction:

Did Pei Mei teach you the five point exploding heart technique? hmm

boobies

Originally posted by Mandos
You know my friend, there was a way. You see, most dancers are always getting grabbed everywhere, and they have to support it. But it ain't fun. I touched her in a way no one else ever did, which caused a reaction: she wasn't only doing it for the money, she was tunred on and horny and she had fun and became wilder. After that I did everything I wanted.

PS: Note she is a dancer, so it does not incluse oral sex nor sex, and that I was drunk, otherwise would never have done it.

"Let me put it this way; if ever someone gave you the keys to rule the world, would you take them?"

"No, I wouldn't, so that means you didn't touch her breasts"

but you obviously didn't get it. Disappointing, really... it doesn't work when put that bluntly...

fun bags

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I meant, more like, a dry answer to your question. Maybe i should stop using mainly English based humour. Let me simpify it.

"Let me put it this way; if ever someone gave you the keys to rule the world, would you take them?"

"No, I wouldn't, so that means you didn't touch her breasts"

but you obviously didn't get it. Disappointing, really... it doesn't work when put that bluntly...

I got it 🙂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
but I love you 🙁

Originally posted by Röland
But you just said I was into bestiality. 🙁

No, I meant you were a beast and she isn't into bestiality,

it's all good, being a beast isn't bad 😛

you messy beast 😖hifty:

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I meant, more like, a dry answer to your question. Maybe i should stop using mainly English based humour. Let me simpify it.

"Let me put it this way; if ever someone gave you the keys to rule the world, would you take them?"

"No, I wouldn't, so that means you didn't touch her breasts"

but you obviously didn't get it. Disappointing, really... it doesn't work when put that bluntly...

Oh I got it, I just wanted to return your english humor 😉.

And no, scar, didn't get her number. But I got everything else! 😄

Originally posted by Mandos
Oh I got it, I just wanted to return your english humor 😉.

And no, scar, didn't get her number. But I got everything else! 😄

wasn't good enough that she wanted your number, to arrange more mandos "lovin"😂

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
No, I meant you were a beast and she isn't into bestiality,

it's all good, being a beast isn't bad 😛

you messy beast 😖hifty:

I am wild in the sack. awesome

Isn't that from Family Guy? crylaugh

Originally posted by Röland
I see. I misunderstood your comment.

I am wild in the sack. awesome

Isn't that from Family Guy? crylaugh

yeah, when peter fills up Brian's protective headgear with dog food 😆

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
wasn't good enough that she wanted your number, to arrange more mandos "lovin"😂

They're all sluts anyway! 😛

Seriously, they're not allowed to give phone numbers. They get in shit.
And I don't go there often enough to ask myself these questions.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
yeah, when peter fills up Brian's protective headgear with dog food 😆

That was hilarious!

Originally posted by Röland
I have that on DVD. 😆

I have them all awesome

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
I have them all awesome

Originally posted by Röland
I just have the first part of one of the seasons. awesome

you whoreawesome

Family guy is definitely one of the best series ever to have been.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
you whoreawesome