If you were the Captain of a Pirate ship.....

Would they be scantily clad? haermm

singing Well.... a Sailors life is the life for me...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Would they be scantily clad? haermm

Well, if were captain of a pirate ship, I'd definitely be gay. Spending large amounts of time at sea with MEN? Other than the typical attire, what other clothes would I HAVE? Wouldn't my BUTT get stinky and dirty? How often would SEX with women occur? Wouldn't I get angry AT my men for their stench too? The SEA would probably get boring, as well.

And in that paragraph, I told you why I'd be gay if I were a pirate*...

*I'll tell you guys about this secret later. 😄

Ship name: The Durable Gamer.

Drinks: Various fruit juices and Gatorade.

Flag: A picture of Nintendo's logo.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'd name mine the Stormy K'nuckle(Where you pronounce the 'K' ermmnone)

You must watch that pirate cartoon on Cartoon Network, right?

Originally posted by Strangelove
perhaps mmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Buncha greased up men with cleft ***holes? haermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Stereotypical bastard mmm

name: Mystique. colored grey

drink: Borovička

attached flag

Someone's been watching too much POTC...

Ugh, I've always despised pirates.

well thats the shittiest ship name I have ever heard.

That's weird, cuz I never listed one. You must be talking about Mywi's since it was the last one posted.

No, I meant yours. Too long and it doesnt have a ring to it. Mywi's rocks, I would SO be on her crew haermm

Hmm, I often question your abilities at common reading and understanding. Heh.

Ship name= Shit Eater 3000

Drink= Pink lemonade

Sails= Bugs bunny giving daffy a dirty sanchez.

Originally posted by Scythe
Hmm, I often question your abilities at common reading and understanding. Heh.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
You must watch that pirate cartoon on Cartoon Network, right?

Hell. Yes.

Ship name= Das Überschlacke

Drink = Salt water

Sails = The clock from Countdown