Off Topic Circle Jerk

Originally posted by Impediment
No. She and I had a moment of weakness and she really wanted the D.

it's a really convenient contract to break. if you enjoy banging eachother you should just bang eachother, imho 👆

Originally posted by Impediment
No. She and I had a moment of weakness and she really wanted the D.

You’re separated?

We’re amicably living together as “married on paper, but planning to divorce”, right now.

We’re civil and cool, but we’re not happy being married and are planning to go about our lives.

She said “No more sex”, but she changed her mind and moaned like a whore when I tongue punched her ham wallet.

it's difficult to date as 'separated', but 'separated and living with spouse' is extremely difficult. also you still find each other attractive, so why not? arrange to be occasional ****-friends until the divorce papers arrive.

Originally posted by Impediment
We’re amicably living together as “married on paper, but planning to divorce”, right now.

We’re civil and cool, but we’re not happy being married and are planning to go about our lives.

She said “No more sex”, but she changed her mind and moaned like a whore when I tongue punched her ham wallet.

😂

Not gonna lie. I blew a load like a wax dart coming out of my dick.

#BackedUp

Whose getting custody?

We're not going to have a custody battle. Our daughter is 14 and is our number one priority. She'll most likely live with her mom when I move out, but I'll still be around. I have weird and often long hours on the oil field, so she needs to be with her mom.

You need to get that blumpkin you've always wanted before time runs out

That ship has sailed. Long, long ago.

At least she lets me put it in her ass.

Originally posted by Impediment

At least she lets me put it in her ass.

Difficult to find a girl who will

Really? Where you looking, Steve?

Originally posted by Robtard
Really? Where you looking, Steve?

Obviously the wrong place

That's what she said!

Originally posted by Robtard
That's what she said!

Not really sure that works with what I said

It kinda does...

Anyhow, can't personally confirm, but there's a strong rumor that Bada likes taking it in the pooper.

Originally posted by Robtard
Anyhow, can't personally confirm, but there's a strong rumor that Bada likes taking it in the pooper.

Pretty sure Nuul kicked in badas back door on a number of occasions and Donald

Ice Cube or Common for Batman

Kevin Hart for MCU Logan

honestly gonna keep it real, no bullshit,,, I'm so hoping Reeves' takes aspects from Batman Year One

beep beep