Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Sadako of Girth1,317 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
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Always classic.

(Quanch, that was a clip from Paramount's Star Trek:The Next Generation, since you didnt seem to be aware...you should watch the series and movies some time.)

Wesley punches harder than Zan.

And is only half-as-despiseable too.

The lute represents every argument Quanchi has ever made in here.

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Worf represents everyone who has ever argued against Quanchi.

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Kirk Vs Hybrid Zan/Dragon ( whom is also endowed with Zan's punching 'ability' : )

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(Of course, the dragon ate itself after this scene and pooped itself out of it's own colon, failing to make it out of even one episode)

Originally posted by quanchi112
A typo. If you guys posted as much as I did then maybe you'd realize.

Always trying to cover, Quan. Some things never change.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nah. Just admit you've not seen any and are arguing out of ignorance again. It's okay, no one expects less of you.

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Originally posted by Robtard
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My god star trek can be pathetic.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Looking out of a window?" 'Peering out of the dragon's anus', you mean... Zan couldn't punch to save his life.

If she was better she would have made it through the movie.
(only fodder can't make it through one movie, can they?)

Heros with balls like Dyson spheres go on to decimate through 5 or 6 movies though.

Dragon>>>>.woman who crushed McClane even though the fight started with him being armed.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
😂

Always classic.

(Quanch, that was a clip from Paramount's Star Trek:The Next Generation, since you didnt seem to be aware...you should watch the series and movies some time.)

Wesley punches harder than Zan.

And is only half-as-despiseable too.

I have seen many of the godawful movies. The borg were also very pathetic especially the borg queen. My god I can't believe the series has fans. Epic fail. That reboot is the best thing to happy so they could get away from the "Shit" generation.
Originally posted by -Pr-
Always trying to cover, Quan. Some things never change.

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Strength in numbers will avail you naught, trekkie.

Originally posted by quanchi112
My god star trek can be pathetic. Dragon>>>>.woman who crushed McClane even though the fight started with him being armed.

But it was the woman who was crushed...you keep conveniently forgetting that...McClane bested her in combat by actually knocking her kung fu ass out, followed by actually killing her. (And she would have totally, completely and utterly murdered Van Zan, BTW)

How this would register as McClane losing to anyone to me was a mystery... then I read your assessment of Star Trek: The Next Generation and all was clear to me.

Your butthurt has distorted your perceptory capabilities beyond repair.

Anybody in the entire Next Gen crew, The Borg queen and Spot the cat would have killed Van "total poser ladyboy grunt merchant ineffective cream puff" Zan.

This along with the fact that you dont know the show or the movies, and it was pointed out that therefore you called it the NEW generation, makes you cry and call classic sci-fi silly names.

We understand.

Lolz.

Happy holidays to all of you dumb asses.

Be safe and be merry.

Likewise. Rock and roll.

I'm not a dumbass, you're a dumbass, you dumbass.

Random shit:

I've always wanted to have sex with an attractive dwarf woman. I bet her little body would make my little dick look huge. Ha ha.

That or a beautiful amputee. No legs? No worries!

What about a deaf woman? You could say whatever you wanted to and she wouldn't be able to hear you!

Originally posted by Impediment
Random shit:

I've always wanted to have sex with an attractive dwarf woman. I bet her little body would make my little dick look huge. Ha ha.

They still have normal sized vaginas and assholes, so you'd be out of luck.

Maybe a petite Asian woman would work better for your visual tricks.

Originally posted by Robtard
They still have normal sized vaginas and assholes, so you'd be out of luck.

Maybe a petite Asian woman would work better for your visual tricks.

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Happy New Year everyone.

Hope you all have a rockin' year, I know I am.

Originally posted by Robtard
They still have normal sized vaginas and assholes, so you'd be out of luck.
It depends on the kind of dwarf he is porking.

It disturbs me that Rob is familiar with the size of a midgets vagina.

Midgets need lovin too.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But it was the woman who was crushed...you keep conveniently forgetting that...McClane bested her in combat by actually knocking her kung fu ass out, followed by actually killing her. (And she would have totally, completely and utterly murdered Van Zan, BTW)

How this would register as McClane losing to anyone to me was a mystery... then I read your assessment of Star Trek: The Next Generation and all was clear to me.

Your butthurt has distorted your perceptory capabilities beyond repair.

Anybody in the entire Next Gen crew, The Borg queen and Spot the cat would have killed Van "total poser ladyboy grunt merchant ineffective cream puff" Zan.

This along with the fact that you dont know the show or the movies, and it was pointed out that therefore you called it the NEW generation, makes you cry and call classic sci-fi silly names.

We understand.

McClane blindsided her after she destroyed him in hand to hand. McClane not only fights women he cheapshots them after they whip his ass. No woman would dare fight Zan. McClane is a punching bag and someone who can't make a marriage work. In short an epic failure.

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane blindsided her after she destroyed him in hand to hand. McClane not only fights women he cheapshots them after they whip his ass. No woman would dare fight Zan. McClane is a punching bag and someone who can't make a marriage work. In short an epic failure.
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