Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Robtard1,317 pages

Originally posted by Impediment
Tomorrow is pay day and I'm stuck in Kentucky.

I might just go get me a hooker.


Get a list of prices for services rendered and post it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Tomorrow is pay day and I'm stuck in Kentucky.

I might just go get me a hooker.

wear triple condoms

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Soon 👆

definitely

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker

I am just going to go ahead and report you for making Threats.

*reported*

KMC has Rules you know Brucie.

I see no reports.

you funny fly...

Originally posted by Impediment
I see no reports.

Whatchyootalkingbout Impy!?

There is one right there.....


[b]*reported*
[/B]

...See! Put down the cheap Kentuky Bourbon and the Even Cheaper Kentucky Hooker there Impy.

Only Jack Daniel’s touches my lips.

As for the hookers......I plead the Fifth.

The answer is still "Jack" aint it impy!?

I dunno about Jack, but Ryan Reynolds is my man crush.

Originally posted by Impediment
Only Jack Daniel’s touches my lips.

As for the hookers......I plead the Fifth.

there is no pleading the fifth here lol.. spill your guts to us lol

On some days when I need the extra cash I’ll walk the streets late at night.

I suggest Long Walks on Short Piers. With Concrete Shoes.

Update: I might be coming home to San Antonio by next week.

Fingers crossed.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I suggest Long Walks on Short Piers. With Concrete Shoes. [/B]

So then I should do this?

Originally posted by Impediment
Update: I might be coming home to San Antonio by next week.

Fingers crossed.

congrats...

thank goodness, the nba is starting soon

Originally posted by Eon Blue
On some days when I need the extra cash I’ll walk the streets late at night.

😂

I'd pay for his services tbh

Originally posted by Eon Blue
So then I should do this?

Yes. you SHOULD!

Originally posted by NemeBro
I'd pay for his services tbh

You can choke me anytime. 😉

Eon needs to go Full Carradine.