Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by focus4chumps1,317 pages
Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Focus is so butthurt. He's the kind of guy who cries whenever he burns his toast.

oh dear. i was only inviting you to some good-spirited star wars discussion and i'm greeted with hostility 🙁

also i dont mind burnt toast. as long as it doesnt catch fire, like your emotions, i'll eat it. 🙂

Originally posted by juggerman
No idea if that's true btw 😂
Have some respect you ingrate.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Have some respect you ingrate.

Does my semen taste good?

Originally posted by juggerman
Does my semen taste good?
You drink your own semen ? Gross.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You drink your own semen ? Gross.

It does you say? Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself

Originally posted by juggerman
It does you say? Glad to hear you're enjoying yourself
You are gross.

wow. a game of 'no you' volleyball...with semen.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
wow. a game of 'no you' volleyball...with semen.

Tasty semen apparently! 👆

i hear eating fruit enhances the flavor. can you confirm that quanchi?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
wow. a game of 'no you' volleyball...with semen.
Juggs is quite lonely.

Originally posted by juggerman
Tasty semen apparently! 👆
Quit eating it.

The perfect book for all of you. Especially Robtard.

Robtard's memorized every recipe in the book......

so he can serve it to us 😖

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quit eating it.

Lookie Impediment sent a link to a book to improve your juggermen tasting experience

Rob prefers his semen neat and straight from the tap.

If you think that's vanilla yogurt in Rob's fridge, you're sadly mistaken....

Okay, seriously....I'll be the first to admit that I'm a little bit of a deviant and a pervert but.....semen recipes?!

My drink of choice is Crown Royal Reserve on the rocks with a splash of water.

How in the F*CK is semen going to enhance said drink?

*shudder*

My parents often host cocktail parties at their home, and enjoy whipping up lots of old-school and novelty libations for their friends. In fact, my dad prides himself in knowing the recipes for over 100 cocktails. As the living and breathing product of his own personal sweet vermouth, I think this will make a perfect gift for me to give to him on Fathers Day this year. He'll be amazed at how many ways there are to mix in his cocktail sauce, and won't his friends be amazed when he tells them what they're drinking!
Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Focus is so butthurt. He's the kind of guy who cries whenever he burns his toast.

😆

But burnt toast is serious business. 😐

I would never know, since I've never burned by toast, unlike you amateur toast-makers 😛