Off Topic Circle Jerk

Started by Sadako of Girth1,317 pages

Not if the castle is crushed around all the wizards. 🙂

The rest of the Jedi Sith all can do it, too. 😄

No, not the lesser Jedi/Sith. And force choke crushing a castle? haermm Stop talking. How's it get past the SHIELD CHARM? Hmm?

Yes. Dooku collapses roofs.

The force is in all matter what the charm is, and everything.

The force won that face off. The castle crumbled.

Dooku'll be death spelled in less than a second, babe.

Not before the caster is killed though. 🙂

Good thing the Jedi have no force attack that kills that fast.

Incorrect. Granite getting smashed onto you from above kinda kills you.

And Lightsabre Decap works fine.

As does being force thrown into the upper atmosphere.

Besides RJ, If I were to put your neck in a vice and do it up, while attaching highvoltage cable to your nutsack, YOU WOULD BE CASTING NO SPELLS.

Just screaming and dying.

It doesn't HAVE to be instant. The wizard would be tortured to death.
The wandsre only wood, so froce snapping them will work 10 times out of 10.

The wizards are totally outgunned against Precog, and horrific ways of killing that all render the victim unable to compose massive speeches, or even wave wands. 🙂.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Incorrect. Granite getting smashed onto you from above kinda kills you.
Not if the wizard apparates, INSTANTLY. Or vanishes it.

And Lightsabre Decap works fine.
Not if the wizard changes the saber into a feather, or vanishes it.

As does being force thrown into the upper atmosphere.
Don't remember that happening in Ep. 1-6. Wizards can do the same though.

Besides RJ, If I were to put your neck in a vice and do it up, while attaching highvoltage cable to your nutsack, YOU WOULD BE CASTING NO SPELLS.
Sure, if I sat there and let you do that.

Just screaming and dying.
Oh, the Jedi would do lots of that.

It doesn't HAVE to be instant. The wizard would be tortured to death.
Nah, the wizards would strike first. Their magical spells are faster.

The wandsre only wood, so froce snapping them will work 10 times out of 10.
Force snap? Making shit up again?

The wizards are totally outgunned against Precog, and horrific ways of killing that all render the victim unable to compose massive speeches, or even wave wands. 🙂.
Nah, Hall of Prophesies >>>>>>>>>>>>>Precog.

Force snap + force crush applied to pathetic wizard wood, obviously, duuurrrrrrrr.

🙂

I think we can all dismiss the rest of your statements as bollocks though, and go about our days, cause weve seen SW, and you're pretty much just trolling.

Eveidence for this is that individual Force precog, is seeing what will hapeen.
HP precog non-existantant. You lie AGAIN.

They have prophesies that are extremely misinterpret-able. THATS IT.

Force Precog is totally different.

As for the rest...Im gonna take a leaf outta your book, RJ, since logic, fact and truth seem to have gone completely out of your window.

Im turning the tables, and appraising HP from the same f**ked up position that you look at SW through:

"Harry Potter never became a wizard.

Rons actual name in the movies os Cedrick.

HP magic can only be relied on when a deck of cards is being used.

Broomsticks were never actually seen in the HP movies, despite them being used in quidditch.

Jedi and Sith and have spellbooks, in the Star Wars movies, they just dont show them.

Harry Potter never had that birthmark. Its just that he'd never actually wash.

Hermione was the toughest of the wiazrds' fighters. The rest were all limpwristed pansies.

Ewoks would have SINGLE HANDEDLY killed Snape.

There never actually was a castle called Hogwarts in the books OR the movies...it was a small bungalow outside of Streatham"

🙂

Yes....I see why you do it, now... its actually fun.

Wow, that post literally put me to sleep.

Now you know what its like for us to have to read you constantly just denying logic, downplaying, misrepresenting screen feats, claiming "victory" constantly despite the obvious loss of the argument etc etc

I was just reading the Van Damme vs Hogwarts thread (which has made me laugh more and harder than Chappelle ever could) and on 7, 6th post down, i came across the post of some guy named ron weasley. Apparently he made his account the same day of the debate, put his arguement:

Originaly posted by ron_weasly
OK, I'd hate to break it to you, but EVERY SINGLE WIZARD AND WITCH IS FROM HOGWARTS (except those from other wizardry schools). This means that Voldemort is also here and he cannot die unless harry kills him, and harry dies first *(horcruxes). technically all wizards that were schooled there are still always called Hogwartians. When the maker of this thread said Hogwartians, he may not know it, but he meant every single person ever educated at Hogwarts equal tens of thousands of wizards. FAIL for anyone trying to say that Hogwarts loses.Even if you say that timecop kills everyone there right now; he will not be able to kill the four founders who are the most powerful wizards of all time (Gordric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin). *Only Voldemort can kill Harry to make him vunerable with the elder wand belonging to harry which; in this case would be impossible (there had to be a war)

And has not made a single post since. I'm just finding that to be very, very odd

Originally posted by Lestov16
I was just reading the Van Damme vs Hogwarts thread (which has made me laugh more and harder than Chappelle ever could) and on 7, 6th post down, i came across the post of some guy named ron weasley. Apparently he made his account the same day of the debate, put his arguement:

And has not made a single post since. I'm just finding that to be very, very odd

It's a sock-maker that makes socks based on people and characters who are specific to a given thread. EG in a Bil Gates/MS thread, he had a "BillGates" socks and posted as he was Bill himself.

Though it could be more then more sock-poster doing it.

Glad you liked the Van Damme thread and laughed; that was its purpose.

T'was a classic.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Now you know what its like for us to have to read you constantly just denying logic, downplaying, misrepresenting screen feats, claiming "victory" constantly despite the obvious loss of the argument etc etc

YouTube video

LOL

SW is better than HP at staying out of Malibu too.

😛

Lebowski would be a Potter fan.

Aaaaaaaaaaand.......

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Boggart

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Dementor

Snape is neither of them....

Pointless.

And the Jedi are neither Death stars or Star Destroyers.